Man's Greatest Inventions

What about those new caps on the mustard that don't leave the crusty cake on top. That's gotta be the pinnacle of human innovation. Am I the only person that thinks that is that most amazing thing ever? Ah, the simple things in life.

(drinks)And of course booze.
 
And for the record: women, POONtang, vagina, pussy, ****, roast-beef curtains, fish tacos, boobies, hooters, funbags,tittays,(or any other euphemism for anatomy of the human female), etc. were NOT, i repeat NOT invented by man.

Although I agree they are all quite nice... (naughty)
 
peepsalot said:
And for the record: women, POONtang, vagina, pussy, ****, roast-beef curtains, fish tacos, boobies, hooters, funbags,tittays,(or any other euphemism for anatomy of the human female), etc. were NOT, i repeat NOT invented by man.

Although I agree they are all quite nice... (naughty)
what about surgically enhanced funbags? ;)
 
And for the record: women, POONtang, vagina, pussy, ****, roast-beef curtains, fish tacos, boobies, hooters, funbags,tittays,(or any other euphemism for anatomy of the human female), etc. were NOT, i repeat NOT invented by man.

Oh, but God's greatest invention....possibly! (butthump)
 
peepsalot said:
And for the record: women, POONtang, vagina, pussy, ****, roast-beef curtains, fish tacos, boobies, hooters, funbags,tittays,(or any other euphemism for anatomy of the human female), etc. were NOT, i repeat NOT invented by man.

Although I agree they are all quite nice... (naughty)
well, GOD, known to many as a man did invent these, well at least woman.
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My LIST:
1. K-Y (the warming one)
2. Nitrous Oxide
3. 4000 hp top fuel motors
4. music (although started with banging on wood sounds much better now)
5. Perscription Drugs
 
SP33D said:
this could possibly fall into the catagory of mans best AND worst invention

was a good invention hundreds of years ago when anarchy was a REAL issue. now with laws 'n such, it's useless.

1. emoticons
2. reading glasses
3. pepto bismol
 
peepsalot said:
And for the record: women, POONtang, vagina, pussy, ****, roast-beef curtains, fish tacos, boobies, hooters, funbags,tittays,(or any other euphemism for anatomy of the human female), etc. were NOT, i repeat NOT invented by man.

Although I agree they are all quite nice... (naughty)
u forgot Hatchet wound;)
 
Lil Freek said:
silicone, on the other hand.. WAS invented by man.. and is a great invention
i like em all natural... lol

now silicone sealant, thats the s***, til it gets on u and dries, then it isnt the s***, itz the pain in the bals to get off
 
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