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What does a gay rooster say?
Anycockledo
Anycockledo
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whats long, black, and smelly?
the unemployment line
i just wanna say im not racist, i have some black people in my family tree.. (they are still hanging there)
but seriously im not
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza's dont scream when you put them in the oven..
I am jewish...
the unemployment line
i just wanna say im not racist, i have some black people in my family tree.. (they are still hanging there)
but seriously im not
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza's dont scream when you put them in the oven..
I am jewish...
CRZbrussian
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"Why do women have boobs?
So you got something to look at while you talking to them!"
So you got something to look at while you talking to them!"
tritonheat1
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Q:Why did the 4th Grade Mexican girl get Pregnant??
A:Because the Teacher told her to go do an (Essay)
Q:What did the Mexican guy say when the house fell on him??
A:A HOMES get off me
Q:Why do mexican's drive lowrider's??
A:Because it's easy for them to pick up Tomatoes
Q:Why did the Little Filipino boy go home crying from the Swimming pool??
A:because the Sign said no (FLIPS) allowed
Q:What do you call 2 black people in a Sleeping bag??
A:TWIX
This Filipino guy wanted to join the Military, but the C.O. said he had to pass couple tests & do a Physical training. "So the Filipino guy asked the C.O, "Did i pass.....did I pass....!! The C.O say's Yeah but you have one more test. The C.O. tells the Filipino guy to use (HOSTESS) in a Sentence. So the Filipino guy says, "Everytime someone calls my mom and she picks up the Phone, She say's HOSTESS........= whoo's thisssss
A:Because the Teacher told her to go do an (Essay)
Q:What did the Mexican guy say when the house fell on him??
A:A HOMES get off me
Q:Why do mexican's drive lowrider's??
A:Because it's easy for them to pick up Tomatoes
Q:Why did the Little Filipino boy go home crying from the Swimming pool??
A:because the Sign said no (FLIPS) allowed
Q:What do you call 2 black people in a Sleeping bag??
A:TWIX
This Filipino guy wanted to join the Military, but the C.O. said he had to pass couple tests & do a Physical training. "So the Filipino guy asked the C.O, "Did i pass.....did I pass....!! The C.O say's Yeah but you have one more test. The C.O. tells the Filipino guy to use (HOSTESS) in a Sentence. So the Filipino guy says, "Everytime someone calls my mom and she picks up the Phone, She say's HOSTESS........= whoo's thisssss
A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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hahahahah, nice one
MikeAwesome42
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how does every ethnic joke start?
with a look over your shoulder
with a look over your shoulder
MikeAwesome42
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aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha thats a good'un
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