"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him . . . and then will start apologizing , begging for mercy. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do--when you're running along about a hundred or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail--what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker-signal that says you're about to turn right. This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk . . . keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, pull off and talk . . . and the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than a hundred miles an hour." --Fear and Loathing