Dick from Hidden Valley Automotive in Scotts Valley has been working on it for two days now. The last I heard from him, he asked if I grounded anything that could've fried my ECU(I didn't). The car doesn't throw a CEL for the crank angle sensor, even if it's unplugged. So either the CAS is sending a signal even though it's toast, or the ECU is fubar. Also, he mentioned that it's not getting fuel OR spark.(uhm)
At this point, he's basically going through every wire and plug in the car looking for the bad one(s).
It's weird because the car ran, we turned it off and messed with a few bolts, now it won't start. We never touched the ECU...or even any wires for that matter.