How many notches on your belt?

[evilmonkeyMSP]

my category is in second place (yippy)

 

[winty87]

and you'd think most guys would want a cute chick thats into cars, wouldnt b**** about her guy spending money on his car, and would love to work on a car together.. maybe I live in a dream world.. (shrug)

Where is elitisfucksville. or wherever you live? I live in loompa land!!
With snozzwanglers and vermiciouscanids

 

[1st Gen]

Over the years, I've known people that seem to try to have sex with everyone they meet. I can only guess that thier numbers are in the thousands.

Do blowjobs count?

 

[brealmp3]

That would be cool I guess. Many times I have woken up wondering "wtf was i thinking", but I have been in some long relationships and never cheated

A few of my better chick stories:

1. Went to this chicks dorm room for a booty call after drinking for a while with friends. We are on the top bunk of a bunk bed and she starts to blow me. I guess she had a few too many captain and cokes cause she choked on my cock and threw up off the side of the bed and you could here the big SPLAT as it hit the floor. The sound of puke hitting the floor after a 6 foot drop is not a good sound. I said "I gotta go", got the hell outta there and never saw her again

2. I met this chick at a bar, when we were leaving we were walking down the stairs and she was stumbling and had to hold the railing. I said "damn you must be wasted you can't even walk down the stairs" to which she replied "no i have a fake leg so stairs are hard for me, especially when i drink". I immediately thought, I gotta hit that, never had a one legged chick. So we went to her place and all I can say is doing a chick with one leg is weird, the second leg adds support to keep you going straight in and out. Without the leg I was coming in at all angles and I suppose being drunk didnt help

3. Had sex with a chick with a glass eye. Looked like she was looking out the window the whole time, maybe she was

4. Passed out on the floor at a party and my friends paid the nastiest girl in the place to take off my close and hop on me. She started kissing me so I came too. It was pitch black and there was a chick on me so I was like "**** ya", then my friend turned on the light and snapped a quick picture before I could even focus. When I saw the chick I just about hit the ceiling with as fast as I jumped up. The girl looked like miss piggy and she was wider than she was tall. BASTARDS!

5. My friends and I started an "ethnic scorecard" one summer. The idea was to sleep with as many different ethnicities as possible and check them off after you do. I didn't win but I got damn close

wow that s*** needs to be posted on the main page right above ride of the month. cause i have never laughed so hard in my life. after all these experiences did you think to stop picking up drunks chicks in bars? after the one legged woman the only thing left is a midget! (shocked)

 

[The Budman]

I'm honestly suprised by the results of this thread. I can't believe 0-2 is leading! I'm probably a little older than the avarage member here, but damn. I've banged more chicks this year than 70% of you have your whole life. Maybe I'm just a man *****.

 

[The Budman]

oh, and its all about quality, not quantity..

Cheers to that. I'd trade 10 of some of the women I've "known" for the three or four that blew my mind. It's funny that some I don't even rmemeber their names but others I think about every day.

 

[kamon8404]

lol, no I drive a wagon.. I'm not getting any ass for that...



and you'd think most guys would want a cute chick thats into cars, wouldnt b**** about her guy spending money on his car, and would love to work on a car together.. maybe I live in a dream world.. (shrug)

Where have you been all my life?!?! - ok now thats out of the way.

Well, I mean I have only had my car for about 4 months and I'd say the car got me 3 different girls, not including the amount of times with each. Over my whole life, damn, I would have to seriously think about that for a second. When you party every weekend, things get out of hand more often than not. The number isn't like 50 or anything i would say off the top of my head it would be about 16 or so, not including all times when we did other stuff than had sex.

 

[brealmp3]

Annapolis MD.. home of the Starbucks drinking, Lexus/Mercedes/BMW/Volvo SUV driving bored housewife.. hence "elitistfuckville" if you dont fit into one of the neat little categories of rich, you're just not elite enough.. (shrug)


oh, and its all about quality, not quantity..

sounds like it is time for a road trip!!!! (ughdance)

 

[wicked]

aren't you the same person that said you never wear a rubber.


your ******* gross.


your dirty dick is going to rot off,then you won't be able to get any.

MAXX MAZDA why did you stop posting after I wrote this,I wanted to see your answer.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

MAXX MAZDA why did you stop posting after I wrote this,I wanted to see your answer.

Bah, **** it man. Party like a rockstar! I dunno where r from man, but here in Canada our girls are clean.

 

[winty87]

sounds like it is time for a road trip!!!! (ughdance)

haha, yeah no s***.

 

[wicked]

Bah, **** it man. Party like a rockstar! I dunno where r from man, but here in Canada our girls are clean.

AIDS,HIV,herp,clap,they are everywhere
canada doesn't have magical vagina.the girls are just as dirty,because us americans come up and pound your ******,just like we do here.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

AIDS,HIV,herp,clap,they are everywhere
canada doesn't have magical vagina.the girls are just as dirty,because us americans come up and pound your ******,just like we do here.

Just pump her in the ass and you can avoid most of those things!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I dont think I've heard anything more ignorant in my life....ever....

 

[yashart@work]

LOL, thats tooooo funny

 

[nate0123]

Just pump her in the ass and you can avoid most of those things!

if that were true, I'd never have to worry about condoms

(hand)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol thanks for that nate

 

[kickerMSP]

9..none from the Protege. bitches think its cute but wont **** over it. thats right **** em in the ass and you wont get babies

 

[Maxx Mazda]

LOL if you guys can't tell I'm joking, cmon...

 

[Salmon_Rob]

j00r an emo manslut

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