How many notches on your belt?

[wicked]

Oh **** ya, ever forget the name as you're pumping her?

I was givin this one chick a dirty slammin, and her actual name was Amber Lee but I kept calling her Stacey for some reason... I don't even know why I chose that name, I just did. Funny thing is she didn't even seem to notice. She was so drunk.

aren't you the same person that said you never wear a rubber.


your ******* gross.


your dirty dick is going to rot off,then you won't be able to get any.

 

[Dugg E Fresh]

I've got NO ******' game. It seems the older I get, the more it leaves me. But at the same time I think, "I get older they all stay the same age; oh yeah."
MSP has gotten me no play as of yet, but it definitely turns the ladies heads.
(kiss)


Edit: I voted 10-15, but then again, I'm much older than most of you...

 

[Thug541]

The best part of this reply was how i got it in my email:

http://www.mazdas247.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2719544#post2719544
Posted by: wicked
On: Today 11:14 PM

Oh **** ya, ever forget the name as you're pumping her?

I was givin this one chick a dirty slammin, and her actual name was Amber Lee
but I kept calling her Stacey for some reason... I don't even know why I chose
that name, I just did. Funny thing is she didn't even seem to notice. She was so
drunk.



aren't you the same person that said you never wear a rubber.


your ******* gross.


your dirty dick is going to rot off,then you won't be able to get any.


All the best,
Mazda Forums

^^ Haha all the best.

 

[danielschweer]

=-=-=-=-raises pinky to mouth=-=-=-=-
one miiilllllllllliiiiiiion!!!!!!!!!

its late, im going to bed

 

[goldstar]

Why did you limit your maximum category to only 50?

 

[yashart_mp3]

we drive proteges, not porsches....

Our cars are head turners at best, but I dont think anyone is going to bed with us over it (unless they are 16year old high school girls, or deadbeat bar fly's = neither or which I want)

Notches, yes...Ive got a few.

I wonder how many people are being 100% honest. Everyone has (or wants to have) a huge E-peen online. I would ask for proof of these "notches", but then this thread would turn into GI Owned Thread Part 2

 

[dbzeag]

I have never banged a woman before.

You didn't mention anything about banging men.

 

[yashart_mp3]

^^wow

 

[Foolish]

My two favorite quotes about sex in cars, both from people I worked with at bike shops:

Me: "I can get ANYTHING into the back of my Escort"
Mike: "Except a chick"

Some shop rat: "Dude, your car's too small to have sex in."
Jamie: "That's why I have a house"

 

[o.g.sk8er]

Big fat zero for me. Freakin' 4 years, and nothing. I suck at life

 

[Tengo]

we drive proteges, not porsches....

Our cars are head turners at best, but I dont think anyone is going to bed with us over it (unless they are 16year old high school girls, or deadbeat bar fly's = neither or which I want)

Notches, yes...Ive got a few.

I wonder how many people are being 100% honest. Everyone has (or wants to have) a huge E-peen online. I would ask for proof of these "notches", but then this thread would turn into GI Owned Thread Part 2

i'll take some 16 year old high school girls.lol. ive had a couple girls say they like my car and sum that "it was cute(thread)"

 

[~JoJo~]

at least 23 all before I was 24. Now it's just 1....if anyway...it's called a marriage

 

[nate0123]

do they have to be "chicks"?

 

[winty87]

^^The first post says how much PUSSY.

 

[smo0f]

so he's looking at post-op basically

 

[nate0123]

^^The first post says how much PUSSY.

not all of us are into pussy

 

[jadonP5]

you know....pussy is all relative, just go ahead and post up your number

 

[nate0123]

lol I've lost count, but it's in the last category

 

[DeanSweet]

38 years old and I am proud to say... 1, my lovely wife and I have been together since I was 15. Married 16 years this past August.

 

[winty87]

not all of us are into pussy

I realize this.