Hitting on the help

[Kooldino]

So here's the situation. I went to a Verizon store today, and was helped by a beautiful woman, probably in her late 20's (I'm 25).

She helped me like she'd help anyone else, we joked around some, etc. At some point, she mentioned to me that she's in the middle of a divorce. Interesting.

She couldn't finish helping me today, so she has to make some phone calls first thing in the morning to resolve an issue. She asked me to come in early, but I told her I had work in the morning. So I offered to bring her lunch if she'd "let me slide" and let me come in during my lunch break. (wink)

So I'm looking for a way to discretely ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. The hard part is that the place is very busy, and her co workers practically stand right next to her.

The best thing I could think of is to see if she can help me "test" the text messaging on my new phone by TM'ing me (or vice versa). This could work out well, since if I ask her to TM me and she says to test it with a store phone, I'll know she's not interested.

Anyone else have any better ideas? I normally pick up girls by the seat of my pants, but this is one of those "pick ups" that isn't as straightforward as most.

BTW, I have no real reason to believe she's interested (or not interested for that matter), she seems like she's been friendly so far.

No, I don't have pics.

 

[changedman]

buy a camera phone

SNAP PICS

omGbestPLANEVR

 

[Dexter]

Flop it out right on the countertop. "I've got a 13-second Mazda MP3."

 

[Kooldino]

Flop it out right on the countertop. "I've got a 13-second Mazda MP3."

Good call! She'll totally bang me in the back room for that.

"turbocharger, MPI Tuner, LUCKY!"

 

[changedman]

TRICKERY muhahah. what kinda phone were you looking at though?

 

[Dexter]

Pat's idea doesn't sound too bad...camera phone? Take some pics of her and be like, "Oh wow, yeah this works great. You know what would make it work better?..."

Or do you text msg thing, but you get her digits and text her.

Like, I think you want to make it somewhat obvious you want to bang her. Er, I mean, start a lasting relationship.

I'm so awesome and thats why i get mad play whenever I want*.



*Do not question me.

 

[CGCG04]

(rofl)

 

[Kooldino]

Pat's idea doesn't sound too bad...camera phone? Take some pics of her and be like, "Oh wow, yeah this works great. You know what would make it work better?..."

I do have a camera phone, but the new phone will have it too. I can certainly try to work the "omgpics" thing into it. But even if I do, don't think for a second I'm dumb enough to post them here.

Or do you text msg thing, but you get her digits and text her.

I was thinking of that, but

1-she'll already have my phone # handy, so it would be less awkward to have her TM me
2-she'd probably feel more comfortable TM'ing me (just a guess)

Like, I think you want to make it somewhat obvious you want to bang her. Er, I mean, start a lasting relationship.

No comment.

 

[girth]

If you normally pick chics up "by the seat of your pants", ask her to show you their available phone belt clips and how to put them on. That will give her a chance to check out your ass and you're then gold. Whatever you do, play it like the Seinfeld episode where George is hitting on that photo developer by giving her provocative pics - where Kramer tells him to "play along with the timeless art of seduction".

 

[derrick1623]

just play it kool, pun intended, put on you rcharm, ask for the "testing" text thing, and take it from there, if that dont work, stomp your phone and try again lmao

 

[Kooldino]

If you normally pick chics up "by the seat of your pants", ask her to show you their available phone belt clips and how to put them on. That will give her a chance to check out your ass and you're then gold.

I'd be better off putting it around the front side. My ass is probably my lamest body part.

Whatever you do, play it like the Seinfeld episode where George is hitting on that photo developer by giving her provocative pics - where Kramer tells him to "play along with the timeless art of seduction".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

I dunno mna, just say "Hey, this was alot of fun. Would you like to go out for lunch sometime?" Then if she says sure give her the old "Sounds great! Well, how about I give you a call sometime and we can set it up." Then you've got her number, and a date pending. Go to town.

I ALWAYS say, don't plan that s*** out. Just walk up and start talking. You say the wittiest s*** that way, make them laugh. And since you have no time to think about it, you don't get nervous.

 

[vindication]

grab her by the hair and tell her you want some bottay now. women love a man in charge.
or
ask her when her lunch break is so you can have her help you get a hang of the phone.

 

[pingdum]

I think your TMing idea is a good one. If she uses her phone, you'll have her #. And if you're bringing her lunch then you guys are already on your first date.

 

[protege84]

isn't Verizon's company motto that " We Never Stop Working For You " ?

You say she's late 20s and just about divorced, she might have a kid(s), she might be MILF material. (cabpatch) (butthump)

Single moms are the easiest pieces of meat in the country, buy them a package of diapers and some Enfamil and you'll be pounding them on day 1, if you remember - that's how Scott Peterson operated with Amber. He took Amber out on a first date for some free food, the single mom Amber was so desperate she was banging him just an hour later on the first date. [on a sidenote, if you want to see Amber Frey naked, here are her pictures for free : http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=713 ]

 

[Captain KRM P5]

ask her to race for slips

 

[girth]

isn't Verizon's company motto that " We Never Stop Working For You " ?

You say she's late 20s and just about divorced, she might have a kid(s), she might be MILF material. (cabpatch) (butthump)

Single moms are the easiest pieces of meat in the country, buy them a package of diapers and some Enfamil and you'll be pounding them on day 1, if you remember - that's how Scott Peterson operated with Amber.

Gold! Use that line and you're golden.

 

[Saban]

Tell her you like to "Mount her in the rear"....I mean, um...that you make "Rear motor mounts!"

 

[Kooldino]

I dunno mna, just say "Hey, this was alot of fun. Would you like to go out for lunch sometime?" Then if she says sure give her the old "Sounds great! Well, how about I give you a call sometime and we can set it up." Then you've got her number, and a date pending. Go to town.

I want to keep things quiet, since there will be like a million people around.

I ALWAYS say, don't plan that s*** out. Just walk up and start talking. You say the wittiest s*** that way, make them laugh. And since you have no time to think about it, you don't get nervous.

Yeah, but it's nice to have a plan of attack for a tricky situation like this one.

 

[Kooldino]

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