GTA San Andreas Hot Coffee mod (XBOX)

[CHICO2003]

Saw this on XPlay last night.... anyone know if it's possible on the Xbox? If so, how can I hook this up?

 

[DE31]

probably possible if you have a modded xbox...

 

[POSEIDON]

that is so sad man..

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

Very, to me the GTA games are dated, there are so many games out now that are so similar, and better, and actualy have a storyline, but they are still fun as hell to through in every once and awhile

 

[mooS mooS]

it's not the storyline or playability that he's asking about ... what he wants is to tug one off to some poorly-delivered virtua pr0n

 

[Pretzellogic]

This thread makes the Baby Jesus cry.

 

[CHICO2003]

If you're referring to my interest in seeing some videogame porn sad then... well, I suppose you may have a point. But alas, the fact that I'm married gives me a valid excuse. That and the fact that I'm a freakin dude!! I mean, wtf? what red blooded male wouldn't want to at least check it out? Hell, I still say the hottest "chick" EVER is Jessica Rabbit. Deep down, I'm sure most guys agree.

But I digress... mod chip huh? that sucks... since I'll most likely be getting a 360 (or ps3 when it comes out) I'd rather not waste any more money on this thing... especially since it's already got one foot in the grave. guess I'll have to stick with the warm coffee.

In regard to just how much GTA sucks... dude, you gotta be kidding me! You claim there are far better games out there like this. NAME THEM! in fact, I'll make it easier for you. NAME ONE! while they've never shined graphically, that's not what these games are known for. Sure, there's been some copycats... and rightfully so. Rockstar has only sold about 10 billion of these games. While I can't recall every cheap immitation, the most notable has to be the 'True Crimes' series. To say that game blows would be an understatement. I'm not even going to begin to describe to you why that is... and why GTA kicks the s*** out of any game (in this category anyway) out there. Read the countless reviews out there. Gamepro, IGN, Gamespot, the list goes on. There's a reason why these games fly off the shelves and all the other so called 'better' immitations tank.

...end rant

 

[CHICO2003]

it's not the storyline or playability that he's asking about ... what he wants is to tug one off to some poorly-delivered virtua pr0n

exactly! glad someone knows where I'm... uhh... cummin from. lmao

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

they fly off the shelves becuase little kids can see 2 animated charcters have sex. The 50 cent game is on a much higher level graphiclly, and the plot is there as well. I guess you cant really lump GTA into any group becuase it can be so many different types of games. I am not saying i dislike the game, i just wish rockstar would come out with something new, they are milking this for all it is worth, and they are the same, over, and over again.


Ended rant...

 

[CHICO2003]

They fly off the shelves due to animated characters having sex huh? So... you're pretty much telling me you've never played the game. If you had, you'd know that isn't even possible in the versions that have been flying off the shelves for years. (without a modded xbox or equivalent) Because few even knew about it until recently, it couldn't possibly have been a factor in its enormous sales. Instead, the still unprecidented open-ended gameplay, superb soundtrack and voiceover work, more than sufficient plot line and all the mayem and replay value one could ever expect out of a videogame.

You claimed there are "lots" of better games out there. I let you off the hook a bit and ask for just one. and what do you give me? The 50 Cent game? Come on!! You must be joking! That game's a piece of s*** dude. It's not even worth getting its' many issues.

I think a 4.8 (ot of 10) sums it up pretty well. http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/50centbulletproof/review.html?q=50 cent

IGN was a bit more generous at a 6.5.... compare these grades to the rhode scholar that is GTA SA (9.6 rating from both publications) and I think you get my point.

Honestly, the only game that looks like it has a chance to potentially dethrone the king is 'Saints Row' for the 360. Comparing the 2 wouldn't really be fair, however.

 

[Super Mario]

Uhh, its not worth doing, honestly.

And its not even part of the real game. Kids don't buy GTA for the Hot Coffee. duh.

 

[CHICO2003]

I thought I had to enter in a special code or something... sort've like contra for the original nes. up,up,down,down, left,right,left,right... s***, what was the rest?

I agree... modding an xbox just so CJ can get some highly pixelated ass is... well, it's about as dumb as saying the 50 cent game is better than GTA! hahaha sorry man, couldn't resist.

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

lol.....

 

[Fear]

society, you have failed me.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

Chico, there is a avi clip out there you can find really quick with google. when I saw it on tv I thought I'd like to see it in real life... but then I watched the video and that was good enough for me. plus it takes more than just punching in a code to make it work, then even when it does work it ***** s*** up.... ...I did the date missions before I knew of the coffee mod, but I'd still like to see the inside of millies house. not for jack purposes tho... I really like that game except for most of the music.. I like the vice city music way better.

 

[CHICO2003]

indeed. the vice city soundtrack is the s***.