favorite "take a poop" expression

[mazdaspeedpower]

when i got to take a poop at work, i just say, "i'll be in my office if you need me"

You sound like my dad...lol. He loves saying that at work...hell, when I Job shadowed him back in the day, he told this to his boss, and his boss jokingly grabbed a news paper for him.

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

"Gotta Give Birth To A Texan"

"Gonna Drop The Cosby Kids Off At The Pool"

 

[peepsalot]

pinchin a loaf
bombing pearl harbor

 

[peepsalot]

Release an explosion of gastronimcal proportions.

 

[1moreMPH]

Drop a 2-spot
Drop a gangsta
grow a monky tail

what a great thread.... (guitar)

 

[shaggin'wagon]

dropping a brown back corn snake.......

spackle the porcelin.....

 

[shaggin'wagon]

making some brownie batter......

 

[AndrewF150]

Drop a bomb....
Pinch a loaf..
Try not to blow an O ring...
Mass evacuation....

those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[Protege2K]

when i got to take a poop at work, i just say, "i'll be in my office if you need me"

Haha, at my office it is always, "I'll be in my other office filing paperwork."

 

[Discretion'sMX6]

I'll be having some alone time.

 

[AZDriftR]

" im gonna go Blast a dukie"
" im gonna pilot the porcelin"
" im going to go wish i didnt eat that burrito"

i love telling my GF i have to poop she gets all grossed out and mad..

 

[ChopstickHero]

Gone to Lay some LOGS.

 

[FC3s Boy]

stocking the pond with some brown trout

 

[pr5owner]

what is the medical term?