Family Guy favorite quotes

[ecniemann]

stewie: "brian had sex, with a really hot girl, now he's taking his friend stewie, to get ice cream in his car.... ahh your a poor sport"

You have to let people know that Stewie was saying that to the beat of Cars by Gary Numan.

 

[daonly1around]

You have to let people know that Stewie was saying that to the beat of Cars by Gary Numan.

if people don't know that then they shouldn't be in the family guy quote thread.. haha

 

[ecniemann]

if people don't know that then they shouldn't be in the family guy quote thread.. haha

Touche!

 

[ecniemann]

More than a quote, but multiple good ones in there.


Announcer: The new bowler for Somerset is our Spinner Heath who has a cover point long on square leg deep extra cover on two short legs.

Peter: What the hell is he talking about?

British Guy: Oh, it's cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball towards the batter, who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.

Peter:Anybody get that?

Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "***" means "cigarette."

Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.

Cleveland: I think we should go.

British Guy: I say, Caruthers.

'Caruthers: Hmm.

British Guy: Do you know what's very, very, funny? (pause) A man dressed in women's clothing.

Caruthers: Hmm, yes, quite. Ripping good laugh.

British Guy: Yes.

Peter: Lois, the Drunken Clam's been taken over by a bunch of lousy, limey, tea-sucking British bastards!

Lois: Peter!

Nigel: Hello, Nigel Pinchley here. I was just introducing myself to your wife, who I must say is an absolutely gorgeous bit of crumpet.

Peter: Holy crap! You're one of them!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol best part of that

Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.

 

[coyfish]

Cool W. . . HIP


Star wars episode when fighting thai fighters (however you spell that)

Chris (luke) : They're coming too fast
Peter: Nickel for everytime i heard that

 

[jalohafan]

Peter: cool I'm getting the employee of the month this time
Manager: no, I'm giving it to Soundwave

 

[coyfish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIm-riMN6Q&feature=related

Army episode:

Stewie and Brian making out to get out of army. . .

Stewie : Im so gay with my gayness
Brian: me too im a homo
General walks up in gay voice: Any room for one more !
Stewie: Hell Yeah !
Brian slaps stewie

 

[HighwayUFO]

Red 5 standing by
Red Button standing by
Red Fox standing by
Big Red standing by
RED OCTOBER STANDING BY

Sean Connery's voice just kills me. I can't pick out one quote, pretty much every one liner in classic.

 

[lil_red_wagon]

real family guy fans should be able to pick this one out.

"do you know which way town is?"

"yep, it's back the way you came."

 

[ecniemann]

Cleveland: "I hate it when shows cut away from the main story for some random BULLCRAP!"

 

[LoresonDE]

"What the Duece"

end thread. haha

 

[GoFast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8&feature=related

 

[Foolish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8&feature=related

I have a 3 year old, so I can tell you that that is the most realistic thing to ever happen in an episode of Family Guy.

 

[ecniemann]

"Where's my money man?! I want my money!"

"I'm getting tired of you dodging me, man!"

 

[Matrix]

"I'm getting tired of you dodging me, man!"

"Yeah, you got money for fake mustaches, right?! How much did you pay for that?!"

"$3.99"

BLAM!! BLAM!!

 

[daonly1around]

oh, that, thats just my package, god delivered it, i signed for it

 

[farmurr]

Anything with Mayor Adam West.

"Hey baby, wanna take a gander at some Adam West penis?"

"Kebert Xela!"

 

[daonly1around]

ok jessie, time to take your poops and pees, thats gonna feel good

 

[ecniemann]

Herbert babysitting for Chris and Meg:
"Don’t you mouth off to me or I’m going to smack you right in your penis!"