So you had a bad (song in my head after reading your post). I'm hoping you're still alive and didn't jump off a cliff.
Anywho, what is your complaint with the current v6 offering with the CX9? I'm just curious, as I liked it best in its class when test driving just about every 7 passanger SUV in it's price class >$40K. It is by far more peppy than the Explorer (minus the Sport) or any of it's competition. Sure, there have been transfer case issues, which are now under extended warranty, but I don't think it's across the board. We're at almost 60K in our 2011, and for the most part it's been trouble free.