My friend was driving around in his '71 Chevelle and stopped at a light. A dark blue Impala pulls up next to him and revs its engine. So my friend accepts the challenge and races him. He really didn't push it that hard but enough to stay out in front (his car is so damn fast). Anyways, once he pulls out in front, they're going about 75 or so in a 50, the lights come one and my friend realizes its an unmarked cop. Turns out he just got a warning cause the cop admitted that he too was racing (seemed like entrapment to me). Anyhow, the cop promised to give my friend two tickets if he caught him speeding again (for both instances). So a word to the wise - be careful racing any Impalas.
Dumbest thing you have ever said to a cop...after getting stopped.
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(lol)(cryhard)ukqueen said:
whoever started up this thread again just made my day.
I was talking about this two someone ealier today.
I was an idiot two different times. First time I was on the interstate got pulled over doing like 120 around 3am. I was a smart ass and said smething like "So having a hard time keeping up with me weren't you!" The cop actually got a kick out of it and was nice enough to knock my ticket down to only 10 over.
The second. I was right beside a cop when a light turned red. The cop ran the light, and so did I. I was f'in pissed and said "Well' you f**ing did it , so why can't I. If you're giving me a ticket I should be able to give you a ticket, you ass hole. I went on for a few minutes like this and he was yelling back at me. He even threated to call my mom! I was 16 at the time. Needless to say I got that ticket.
I was an idiot two different times. First time I was on the interstate got pulled over doing like 120 around 3am. I was a smart ass and said smething like "So having a hard time keeping up with me weren't you!" The cop actually got a kick out of it and was nice enough to knock my ticket down to only 10 over.
The second. I was right beside a cop when a light turned red. The cop ran the light, and so did I. I was f'in pissed and said "Well' you f**ing did it , so why can't I. If you're giving me a ticket I should be able to give you a ticket, you ass hole. I went on for a few minutes like this and he was yelling back at me. He even threated to call my mom! I was 16 at the time. Needless to say I got that ticket.
i got one for ya'll.....i was heading up to Los Angeles a couple of years ago in my very first car (the family '92 mini van) to pick up some concert tickets with a buddy. We're driving up the I-5 and get in line at the boarder check point, once we finally make our way up to the front a cop stops us and has me roll down my window:
Cop: good afternoon guys, whats bringing you up this way?
Me: We're heading up to LA to get some concert tickets.
Cop: Wow, thats a long way to drive to get some tickets.
Me: Yah, im too cheap to pay for shipping
(we both laugh)
Cop: Well, is there anyone else in the car with you guys?
(I look over at my friend and he says the following)
Friend: Yah, Pablo, Maria, Martha, Jose, keep it down back there
(i slowly look back at the cop with terror written all over my face)
Cop: (with a stern voice) You gentalment have a good afternoon...move along
i was so pissed off at my friend......i thought for sure we would get pulled over up the road but lucky for him we didnt
Cop: good afternoon guys, whats bringing you up this way?
Me: We're heading up to LA to get some concert tickets.
Cop: Wow, thats a long way to drive to get some tickets.
Me: Yah, im too cheap to pay for shipping
(we both laugh)
Cop: Well, is there anyone else in the car with you guys?
(I look over at my friend and he says the following)
Friend: Yah, Pablo, Maria, Martha, Jose, keep it down back there
(i slowly look back at the cop with terror written all over my face)
Cop: (with a stern voice) You gentalment have a good afternoon...move along
i was so pissed off at my friend......i thought for sure we would get pulled over up the road but lucky for him we didnt
i was riding my atv and a cop started to chase me. i did not know, by the tine i got home he pulled up a few seconds later and gets out yelling i was going 79 mph and you were still pulling away.my response was you want to race he was not happy and off to jail i went i was out in an hour with all charges droped. why was he doing 79mph in a 20 mph zone
About three years ago, I got pulled over around 2am after doing a 14 hour shift of work -- waitressing. I was exhausted, just trying to get home, but I WAS doing about 75mph in a 45mph area.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Me (tired and very irritable): "Well, it was obviously too fast, or we wouldn't be here right now, would we?"
Cop (who actually manages to overlook that reply): "You were doing about 75mph."
Me: "Who cares? There's nobody else on the road right now! Dammit, I just finished working 14 hours, I stink like food, I just wanna go to bed! Give me my ticket or let me go, just stop talking!"
.. And that's how I lost my license for three months, LOL.
Last summer, I was on my way home from work yet again, when I got pulled over by TWO cops. I was doing roughly 38mph in a 35mph area.
Cop #1 (after walking up to my window and seeing me): " ........ Oh. You're a girl."
Me: "What?"
Cop #2: "Uh, anyway. Do you know why we pulled you over?"
Me: "No, I honestly haven't the slightest idea."
Cop #1: "You were speeding."
Me: "No. I definitely wasn't."
Cop #1: "Well, you were going too fast."
Me: " ...... How fast is 'too fast'?"
Cop #2: "You were just going too fast."
Me (now thoroughly annoyed): "How fast is 'too fast'?? What scale are we using here, hermit crabs or stealth jets?! C'mon guys, if you can't give me a number, you gotta give me something else!"
Both cops kinda stared at me for a few seconds, before telling me to go home. No ticket, no warning, nothing.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Me (tired and very irritable): "Well, it was obviously too fast, or we wouldn't be here right now, would we?"
Cop (who actually manages to overlook that reply): "You were doing about 75mph."
Me: "Who cares? There's nobody else on the road right now! Dammit, I just finished working 14 hours, I stink like food, I just wanna go to bed! Give me my ticket or let me go, just stop talking!"
.. And that's how I lost my license for three months, LOL.
Last summer, I was on my way home from work yet again, when I got pulled over by TWO cops. I was doing roughly 38mph in a 35mph area.
Cop #1 (after walking up to my window and seeing me): " ........ Oh. You're a girl."
Me: "What?"
Cop #2: "Uh, anyway. Do you know why we pulled you over?"
Me: "No, I honestly haven't the slightest idea."
Cop #1: "You were speeding."
Me: "No. I definitely wasn't."
Cop #1: "Well, you were going too fast."
Me: " ...... How fast is 'too fast'?"
Cop #2: "You were just going too fast."
Me (now thoroughly annoyed): "How fast is 'too fast'?? What scale are we using here, hermit crabs or stealth jets?! C'mon guys, if you can't give me a number, you gotta give me something else!"
Both cops kinda stared at me for a few seconds, before telling me to go home. No ticket, no warning, nothing.
My only ticket in my life...
Summer of 96
5.O: License
Me: *UH*... Officer I don't think I have it on me... I just got up to go to Mickey D's and get some breakfast...
5.O: Any other form of I.D.
Me: hmmm...ah, nope
5.O: R U from around here ?
Me: Yup, don't recognize me ?
5.O: Is there a reason I should ?
Me: *UH*... I did go out with your sister for 2 years !!!
Ticket: Driving w/out a licence/need to go to court to present one
Ticket $100
Court fee $65
New Licence (Found out mine was expired) $35
Reminding a City Cop I had his sister... Priceless
Summer of 96
5.O: License
Me: *UH*... Officer I don't think I have it on me... I just got up to go to Mickey D's and get some breakfast...
5.O: Any other form of I.D.
Me: hmmm...ah, nope
5.O: R U from around here ?
Me: Yup, don't recognize me ?
5.O: Is there a reason I should ?
Me: *UH*... I did go out with your sister for 2 years !!!
Ticket: Driving w/out a licence/need to go to court to present one
Ticket $100
Court fee $65
New Licence (Found out mine was expired) $35
Reminding a City Cop I had his sister... Priceless
So I'm driving over to my friend's house one night in Daytona Beach (actually Daytona Beach shores, they have their own LEOs).
Now I HATE these cops. Up here in Knoxville I have no problem. The cops are honest hard working, blue collar guys. Just want to do their job, and not give someone a hard time. The cops down in Dayona Beach/Port Orange area A@#$holes!!! These guys are literally the guys who got picked on in school, then went to be a cop for the power. I watched two people from HS do this. These jerks would hassle me constantly. I got pulled over x3 in 3 months. All for minor things, no moving violations.
So I am coming to an intersection, it is dark, and pouring rain, I mean cats and dogs. I saw a LEO parked in a hotel parking lot across the intersection. So I go right throught the stop sign and don't stop (I checked for traffic first). I see him turn on his lights and come screaming out of the parking lot. He lights me up and i pull over;
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Do you know why I ran that stop sign?
Cop: ??? puzzled ???
Me: I figured it be worth the ticket to watch you get out of your car in this rain just to give me a $50 ticket.(lick)
Not a true story, but I used to tell my friend I was gonna do that.
Now I HATE these cops. Up here in Knoxville I have no problem. The cops are honest hard working, blue collar guys. Just want to do their job, and not give someone a hard time. The cops down in Dayona Beach/Port Orange area A@#$holes!!! These guys are literally the guys who got picked on in school, then went to be a cop for the power. I watched two people from HS do this. These jerks would hassle me constantly. I got pulled over x3 in 3 months. All for minor things, no moving violations.
So I am coming to an intersection, it is dark, and pouring rain, I mean cats and dogs. I saw a LEO parked in a hotel parking lot across the intersection. So I go right throught the stop sign and don't stop (I checked for traffic first). I see him turn on his lights and come screaming out of the parking lot. He lights me up and i pull over;
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Do you know why I ran that stop sign?
Cop: ??? puzzled ???
Me: I figured it be worth the ticket to watch you get out of your car in this rain just to give me a $50 ticket.(lick)
Not a true story, but I used to tell my friend I was gonna do that.
I was in the car when this happened to my older brother. We were in his 88 VW fox on the 401 hwy at night and doing about 20 km over while everybody else is doing 30-40 over. Cop pulls us over.
cop-Know why I pulled you over?
Brother-because you couldn't catch up to anyone else.
cop gave my brother a double take, chuckled to himself and then gave us a couple minute speech about speeding and let us go.
It made our day.
cop-Know why I pulled you over?
Brother-because you couldn't catch up to anyone else.
cop gave my brother a double take, chuckled to himself and then gave us a couple minute speech about speeding and let us go.
It made our day.
