Cedar point.....possibly the worst amusment park in the country.

I went to Cedar Pointe this summer, but I went on Wed. I didn't wait more than 45 min for anything. btw, it is a stupid thing to complain about.
 
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Bring on your sad lame ass comebacks, **** man don't make me steal your bad rims again b****. I'm yellow and proud of it, can't even speak english with out a heavy korean accent. YOu got a problem b****?? then go suck on your momz tits
 
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osudewd said:
I went to Cedar Pointe this summer, but I went on Wed. I didn't wait more than 45 min for anything. btw, it is a stupid thing to complain about.

another one of those ohio bitches???: don't you retards ever learn that i own you all?
 
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Son, what are you so angry about?
 
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
 
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Most parks have long lines, but I agree I wouln't wait 3 hours in line for a ride. I draw the line at one hour. After that the ride just isn't worth it if I can complete 3 other rides or eat, etc. in that time frame. The Chicago Six Flags (I live about 15 minutes away) will take serious waiting on the highway just to get parked if you don't know about the rear entrance. The park itself has plenty of capacity, the ride lines are a different issue. Here's some secrets for going to parks (shh, don't tell):

1- Take a day off and go on a week day. You can also call (or otherwise discover) which are their light visitor days. Some parks also have rear entrances to parking also which can save a lot of time. If the forecast is for rain there will often be less people there that day.

2- Decide ahead of time the best rides you want to go on. Then be there as the gates open, and go directly to those couple rides first, which are typically deeper into the park. The common people sort of drift in and fill up the park front to back. Some rides are just always long lines if popular. Just deal with it or go do some other ride or event. Don't blame the park if you have it in your head to ride something no matter what. Decide how best to invest your time.

2- Get your hand stamped, and have a cooler with lunch in your car so you can take a break and don't pay for their low quality/high cost food. Don't buy water (it costs $15 a gallon), get other drinks when possible.

3- Check at the info stand about discounts. For instance, at our Six Flags on the way out in th evening you can buy a Next Day pass for about $7. So we bring the kids the first day and let them do whatever they want. Then just my wife and I return the next day for the serious coasters. You can also get discounted entrace tickets at local places like major employers, banks, credit unions, some stores.

That's all the secrets I can give out today.
 
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See Scifiman is obviouly smart and can acutally communicate like a human being unlike you asses.

thanks man.
 
Actually I'm an alien. You humans do amuse me however. Your parks aren't to bad, but this gravity y'all have is weird.

Autox MSP said:
See Scifiman is obviouly smart and can acutally communicate like a human being unlike you asses.

thanks man.
 
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only stating the truth.
like how everyone called you a retard for going to a theme park on a saturday, then crying like a little girl on the internet about how packed it was????that kinda truth?
 
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like how everyone called you a retard for going to a theme park on a saturday, then crying like a little girl on the internet about how packed it was????that kinda truth?

And now your all crying and bitching to me about going to a park on the wekend??
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Autox MSP said:
well have a mod lock it down. I'm tired of smacking these little bitches.
im still at a loss here, you make a dumb ass thread, everyone calls you ghey/dumb, you make some lame ass gay jokes, and think your king s***. im still confused how you think your soo cool.
 
I know i'm cool ass. Read the second post, and read yours. Treat people the way you want treated, if you get that that in return don't fuggin cry. I think i smacked all you bitches around. Go home and cry to your daddy.
 
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