Average Joe Hawaii

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This week focused more on the Barby / Ken models. I've never seen a group of guys who are really full of themselves. This makes me believe that it's rigged. It's gotta be... let me tell you how: I just found out that the brother of the Physical Therapist (aka Chiropractor) was in the Original Average Joe Hawaii. (Dennis S. if any of you are interested in lookin that up). My Chiropractor told me that NBC sent him out to that home with these other guys. They didn't tell them what was going on and that they just plain hung out for 3 weeks straight. NBC would stop by occasionally but would not divulge any secrets. Once they were ready, they told them what the story was about and some people wanted off.... (Dennis S. being one of them..... actually most of them wanted off when they heard that). BUT NBC Made it look like Meliena didn't make a connection and had to boot him and the others off....

This leads me to my hypothesis that they have been "COAXED" by NBC. What we are seeing is only Semi Reality TV...
'nuff about that ON WITH THE UPDATE.

This had a quick recap of the newbies:
Jim
Mike K
Jerry
Pete
Theo
Todd
(I might have missed someone)
All of them identify why they are better than the rest, and they move off on the 1st Contest: A Day at Highschool. 3 test: IQ, Monkybars and gym rope, and Dodge Ball. Needless to say the average Joes only won the IQ contest. ..... They were pummeled in the Dodge Ball competition... (rofl) I really felt bad for them. They were the most uncorrdinated sack of potatoes I've ever seen. David Carrot Top looked like a deer in headlights while the guys were carreening the jelly balls at them. :D

Next was a dance, and Larissa fell in love with a dude named todd. Todd has the highest cow lick on the front of his head..... but of course he thinks that they had a connection... b/c he's todd the personal trainer.

Next day Larissa went out on some kinda kyack row row row your boat excercise with the hunks and she chose this REALLY COCKY guy named Mike K ( causes a lot of trouble at the house with the guys running his mouth and being a real **** face :mad: ) He's a Marketing VP and he is more like a doofus with dimples. Anyway Larissa thinks that he was the best kisser and they made out with a fruit tray on a 30 Million dollar Yacht. **** HIM THAT BIATCH :mad: *clears throat*

So all in all they just got to spend time with Larissa and she enjoyed herself while the average dudes sat around the house being pissed off. Well more to come next week. No one was eliminated :D :D :D

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This was a great week for Av. Joe

First off there was a great big Controversy by THEO
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(one of the hot guys) who taddle told on one of the Mikes
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whom called Larrisa one hot beaver. So there was a great big controversy between the two of them and arguments all over the house. Apparently THEO also drew a picture of the average joe's (a cartoon version) which depicted thier figures and played on them. My boy Alfredo (Fredo) layed into Theo and practically made him feel like a piece of doo doo.

On another side of the story, the average joes got to go on a horse back ride with Larissa. Brian W. had a very intimate date with Larissa (personal one). They got to go on a horse carrage and a Yacht. Brian thought it was a WICKED AWESOME date. He opened up and they had a great time. Whopptie Doodie.

6 were eliminated, and if you go to the tracker you'd be able to see who was. I can't keep track of them (newbies that is). Sean the last big guy (whom now lost 70 lbs ... Good for him!) got booted, as well as Carrot Top (David) and Michael the painter with crazy tats. Theo and Pete and some spanish looking painter got booted

Funny part of the show this week: Theo on the 1 on 1 camera. He was telling US the viewers he felt bad b/c the guys he was *start eye trickle* casted with *sniff sniff* they are fake... all fake. He knows what it was like being picked on in high school and he felt that pain again after he showed them (avg. Joes that is) the picture he drew (which betrayed their trust) (sad1) Oh my it's horrible that he grew a conscience. (rofl) Too bad boy you got booted b/c you are a taddle tailer. That s*** gets you no where. AT the end he said that he's a hero and that hero's bleed and that's what he's doing but he has to go on... GOOD BYE MO FO! :D

Until next week....
 
Well it came down to 1 hunk (Gill) and 1 average joe (Brian W).

Larissa went on 2 dates, both went "well" in her eyes.

Gill took her to Fort Lauderdale and Brian to Boston. Blah blah blah.... it was pretty boring.

You could tell that Gill was only "INTERESTED" in her, and that she was curious, but Brian was full on in love.

The elimination came, and yup you guessed it, she chose Gill. Brian was heartbroken of course and Gill was thrilled. They went to Mexico and she had one more secret to tell him.... her ex boyfriend was Fabio... the Fabio.

This sends Gill into a tirade and he quits on her. She feels rejected in the end and everyone goes home sour. LOL YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED LARISSA!!! :mad: You are a dumbass.

-fnny
 
(rofl)

I was waiting for you to chime in !! :D It was absolutely Hilarious SR. Gill was such a big fat juicy punanay, and so unsure of himself. He said, " Every guy in the United States can side with me right now" Basically saying how can he compete with Fagio. Little did he realize that Larissa chose him... what a dumb ass... a fawking dumb ass.

oh well she still got what she deserved though... it's too bad too, but it made for some great TV

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Markspark, your Fat Kid dancing is HILARIOUS!! :D
 
OMG...my wife was sooooooooooo upset she missed that episode...fell asleep on the couch...thanx for the link funnylittleman an the outcome...I emailed her both.

btw - weren't you there at James' when we did a mulitple dp install to all of our speeds? Pizza and Red Bull.........sound familar? lol.
 
Not that I watch any of these reality dating shows(series),but I did watch the last part of this show and I must say,even though that Brian W guy wasn't picked,in the end,he did "win" because Larissa didn't get s*** cuz that other dude ran off like a pussy.But in a way, I kinda agree w/ him,cuz I wouldn't want sloppy seconds that Fabio used and abused(lol2).
 
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My mom told me she watched the Today show this morning. Larissa and Gil were on and that Gil had to leave to make a fight and didn't leave her or whatever. Kinda weird.
 
My mistake...sorry...you know how all us asians look alike...lol. (wiggle)



funnylittlman said:
I'm glad I could help out JPBlack,

but I'm in VA, I couldn't have been at the dp install. . . woulda like to 'ov been :D
 

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