Okay...I refuse to believe I'm alone in this...I HATE my engine oil dipstick! It's got a twisted metal rod with this stupid "spoon" tip which seems to gather all the oil at the bottom when you try to read it, even when pulling it out and turning it horizontally at top speed while trying not to fling oil everywhere. (argh) What happened to the good old days of a flat piece of metal with two tick marks on it!? It's just a pain to read, and even though I change my own oil so I know it's got the right amount...it just doesn't look right. I don't want to guess...I want to know I have the right amount of oil dammit! That said, is there a replacement?