Am I Invisible??

[rednecks_r_us]

Eli I know what you mean. I won't even ride any of my motorcycles in Phoenix anymore. Too many syco redlight runners and inconsiderate drivers in the valley.

I'll stick to my northern mountains. At least traffic is still light on the back roads.

Now that I think about it, I realy don't care for city driving.

You might be a redneck if... Tires were featured in your divorce settlement.

 

[kc5zom]

Get one of those Dixie horns, that would mess with peoples heads.

Quickly passing the person that just cut you off and doing a brake check is good revenge. Or, in the old truck, I will bump their bumper if they really pissed me off :mad:.

 

[KYMP5]

i like to follow them for a mile or so never letting off of the horn, it makes them nervous as s***.

 

[rednecks_r_us]

The Dixie Horn would blend right in on my truck, hence my name.
I have a:
Dodge 4X4 with a 2 inch lift, oversized BFG's, roll bar with 4 KC's, 6 foot CB antenna, chrome pushbar with 2 more KC's, no tailgate
extra loud exhaust and a bumper sticker that says your kid may be an honor student but you're still a moron.

The wife wants to get me a set of those "balls" that hang down from the trailor hitch.

My truck is not invisible and people move over for me.
My candy apple red 66 Mustang seems to be invisible though.
Christy's common quote, "What part of a bright red freaken Mustang don't you see you &$W@^% moron?"

Here is a link to a picture of my truck. I still haven't figured out how to insert a picture into a message.

 

[garretts77]

The horn on my '54 GMC is about 16 inches long. I swear they could put that thing on cruise ships. It echos off the hills. If anybody besides me saw The Two Towers, think about the horn in Helms Deep...

 

[mazdadan]

The Dixie Horn would blend right in on my truck, hence my name.
I have a:
Dodge 4X4 with a 2 inch lift, oversized BFG's, roll bar with 4 KC's, 6 foot CB antenna, chrome pushbar with 2 more KC's, no tailgate
extra loud exhaust and a bumper sticker that says your kid may be an honor student but you're still a moron.

The wife wants to get me a set of those "balls" that hang down from the trailor hitch.

My truck is not invisible and people move over for me.
My candy apple red 66 Mustang seems to be invisible though.
Christy's common quote, "What part of a bright red freaken Mustang don't you see you &$W@^% moron?"

Here is a link to a picture of my truck. I still haven't figured out how to insert a picture into a message.

Nice truck...People move out of the way for my rig too. Oh...and here's a link to the "balls" you were talking about
http://www.bumpernuts.com/

 

[LinuxRacr]

Those FIAM's work great! Last night, I was driving up to the Enkei tour thing, and some SUV started drifting into my lane with no blinkers. :mad: I layed on my horn, and the SUV jerked back over so quick. (evil) What an upgrade!

 

[andy_guerriero]

I just want the "General Lee" horn.

Okay, I just dated myself.

 

[Kooldino]

Who said that? Hello? Who's there?

 

[RaiderMS3]

Hey Andy, I want the "General Lee" horn too! and here is where we can get it!

http://www.carselect.us/parts0003.html

 

[LinuxRacr]

Oh yeah!! Here we go (evil) : http://www.jcwhitney.com/catsubpic.jhtml?CATID=3126&BQ=jcw2

 

[azeli73]

This one should work. Right?

http://www.jcwhitney.com/product.jhtml?CATID=188842&BQ=jcw2

 

[LinuxRacr]

This one should work. Right?

http://www.jcwhitney.com/product.jhtml?CATID=188842&BQ=jcw2

You can get that one a lot cheaper from a better name (FIAM) by going to Hi>o/Oriely's and picking one up for about $25 + tax.

 

[Kooldino]

Re: Re: Am I Invisible??

Who said that? Hello? Who's there?

Man, you guys suck. No one caught my little joke.

 

[Midnight22]

haha, srry

 

[Protg Mnac]

People are always grabbin stuff when they are in the car with me.

OMGHI2U!!!!1

 

[Sain't]

Mentos, the freshmaker.

Wanna blow their mind when they cut you off? Give em a thumbs up and a big cheesy grin when u get next to em. They expect the finger so the opposite will normally get a reaction out of em.

Spicymofo
#1651

I always carry an unopened pack of mentos in my car. That way when I cut someone else off, I roll up next to them at the next light and smile at them holding my mentos.
"Mentos, the freshmaker"

 

[TheLedge]

When I comes to getting cut off - SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! I got cut off tonight while driving my '02 Dodge Ram buy a soccer mom biatch in a bmw. It was not accident either, I could just tell by looking at her she was one of those people who feels everyone should bow down to her greatness.

About the Air Horn...Back in High School my buddy had some sort of an Air Horn on his '74 duster. Man we had some fun with that car.

(rockon) About the General Lee horn....My first ride was a '66 Charger. I always wanted to paint it blue, put a Union Flag on the roof, and name it the General Grant! But alas, I was 16 and never had any money.

 

[kc5zom]

In high school it was a tradition to drive around on the last day of school (seniors didn't go on the last day) with rebel flags on your car and dixie horns (Lee Rebels, go figure). People would just drive in front of the school around lunch, honking horns and waving flags.

It got started because a group of people in town got pissed at the Confederate flag and so they took it away. So an act of defiance had been to drive around in front of the school (when you were legally not at school, so you couldn't get in trouble) showing off the flag or sitting in the general section of the football stadium at games with a huge flag on a pole so long it took 2 or 3 people to hold the damn thing up (no flags in student seats). Had been going on for around 10 years when I graduated.

 

[Iconoclast]

prolly shouldnt post this,

i have 3 parents in law enforcement in my city of res, and whenever someone tries to ruin my day w/ idiotic driving, i get the plate # and hand it to 1 of my parental units to:

A. file a complaint for them to get fined for reckless endangerment and failure to properly operate a vehichle

B. leaving the scene of a crime(hard one to hit em with)

C. find and serve a warrant on said person(best results w/ the highest frequency)

here, everyone has a warrant.

only prob is i have to show in court for either, which i dont mind-worth it to see the looks on thier faces, even better when they dont show and get a fat fine and jailtime.

I know its a punkbitch move but, dont fukkin cut me off gottdammit!!