absurd thread, come play: my ms3 is better than a _______ because...

[oaklandopen]

my ms3 is better than a zr1 corvette because...
1. a carseat fits in the back
2. it costs around $88/hp instead of $170/hp
3. i can use 2nd and 3rd gear under normal driving situations
4. i didn't have to wait in line to get my car

 

[GoFast]

lmao

 

[lestat13]

3. i can use 2nd and 3rd gear under normal driving situations

You sir must be bone stock With only intake and downpipe I could break free in third gear. With snow tires on I need to wait for fourth before I can floor it.... well that's a lie, sometimes I can stick third

 

[oaklandopen]

You sir must be bone stock With only intake and downpipe I could break free in third gear. With snow tires on I need to wait for fourth before I can floor it.... well that's a lie, sometimes I can stick third

it was in reference to "skip shift" that all the vettes (and some other vehicles) use. under normal engine load it forces you to shift from 1st to 4th by way of solenoid. this is so they can bypass some gas-guzzler taxes



and im disappointed...i want ppl's comparisons!!!!!!!! i want to see enzo's or harley's or something

 

[RuZec]

my ms3 is better than a SRT-4 because...
1. Has higher safety ratings
2. looks a lot nicer than "it"
3. doesn't look like it got kicked in the ass
4. I fold my rear seats down and sleep in the back!

 

[Alexsered]

I'm a fortune teller and I don't see a bright future for this thread

 

[GoFast]

my ms3 is worse than a corvette because
they dont make MS3 boxers

 

[RuZec]

hmm... Failure, I see. Press on you must.

-Master Yoda

 

[oaklandopen]

gixxer guys used to love these kinds of threads

 

[Alexsered]

gixxer guys used to love these kinds of threads

yamaha R6 all the way baby!!

 

[GoFast]

yamaha R6 all the way baby!!

all the way to last place circle! ha! go aprilia

 

[RuZec]

Hell naw! Vespa kills yall! lol

 

[GoFast]

oh boy, you went there

 

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than a sharp stick in the eye because
my ms3 doesn't hurt
my ms3 is too big to fit in my eye

 

[Invictus]

My ms3 is better than a 3rd Generation Mitsubishi Eclipse because...
1. there are four doors meaning people in the back can actually fit
2. the Mazda has more power
3. the seatbelts are positioned so that I can actually reach them
4. the dash isn't made of a super-thin layer of plastic that cracks

 

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than a civic si
period

 

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than my last car (04 civic sedan) because
1) it's faster
2) it's red
3) it's more fun to drive
4) it gets to 60 in well under 12 seconds (lol, ******* civic)
5) it doesn't have a moonroof

 

[oaklandopen]

My BM ms3 is better than a black cat because
1. It has metallic flake
2. Gas is less expensive per gal than milk
3. It's not a pussy

 

[intak3_bLkMs3]

ms3 better then zr1? WTF U SMOKING

 

[Circle9]

My MS3 is better than a Geo Metro because:

1. It looks better
2. Has bigger wheels
3. Taillights look cooler