Some ricey things that I really enjoy about MS3

I have one major rice mod. Brushed aluminum fuel door. I like it!
To me this sums it all up.

It oall on what the owner thinks.

To me Rice is the attitude fo the driver. Yeah if the car has a kit this and that. well that all up to him, his car his money his project. Rice to me is people that do a small mod then think they are the S h i t. If it has a body kit and this and that, but they guy is real nice and cool not to stupid or even if he is. But he enjoys the hobby and his car and car in generall. Then its not rice ot me!!


When will people stop with this rice business.
Just say you dotn like something!
 
To me, rice is any "performance" mod that doesn't actually increase performance OR a needlessly flashy add on.

IMO...
Aluminum oil filler cap: definitely. It doesn't add anything to the car except cost. They could make something that looks exactly the same and performs exactly the same for less money; I'm sure of it.

Mazdaspeed scuff plates: not rice because they are so far from being a "performance" mod and they aren't needlessly flashy. It's not a bull horn blaring "THIS IS A MAZDASPEED" while you drive down the street.

Aluminum pedals? This is a gray area to me... They're pretty much high-grip pedals that happen to be made of aluminum. One could argue that a strong base with very knobby rubber grip helps the driver control the car.

Aluminum fuel door: rice

Our gauges: rice - I just can't get "grand am" out of my head when I look at the red gauge lights. It's like "OK I get it, the car is sporty".

Lighted shift knob: depends on how it's lit. If it's got blinking s*** all over it - it's rice. If the lights are some obnoxious color, lets say... bright red, it's pretty ricey. If it's a dim light it's probably OK in my book.
 
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^SO much more rice than that gaudy 'blown' dinosaur-colored car^
 
Aluminum oil filler cap: definitely. It doesn't add anything to the car except cost. They could make something that looks exactly the same and performs exactly the same for less money; I'm sure of it.
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Ferrari rice!

Aluminum pedals? This is a gray area to me... They're pretty much high-grip pedals that happen to be made of aluminum. One could argue that a strong base with very knobby rubber grip helps the driver control the car.
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.

Aluminum fuel door: rice
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VEYRON RIIIIIIIICE.

Our gauges: rice - I just can't get "grand am" out of my head when I look at the red gauge lights. It's like "OK I get it, the car is sporty".
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MORE VEYRON RIIIIIICE.

Lighted shift knob: depends on how it's lit. If it's got blinking s*** all over it - it's rice. If the lights are some obnoxious color, lets say... bright red, it's pretty ricey. If it's a dim light it's probably OK in my book.

Normal features seen in production performance cars, RICE. A lit after-market all-show no-go shift knob, MAYBE NOT RICE. And then my head exploded.
 
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Ferrari rice!
blah blah blah
So, according to your backward logic if a car shares a feature with a Ferrari it cannot be considered rice, is that seriously your argument?

So, if you have it your way, this Toyota Supra is NOT "rice" because this Ferrari has a few similar features? Yeah, you're like a totally good debater. I'm so PWn3D!!11!1
 

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I'm saying that labeling some piece of vehicle design, or even an almost expected feature in a performance car (read: aluminum pedals), as rice is a stupid thing to do. A red glowing gauge is rice? HOW? Aluminum accents are rice? HOW? It has nothing to do with the component or design piece, and everything to do with how it is applied to a vehicle and the attitude that comes with it.

Worrying (or not) about tire rubbing in a wheel well because you want the biggest, heaviest, stupidest rims in the world, RICE. Worrying about tire rubbing in a wheel well because you want the widest contact patch you can find, NOT RICE. Cat-back because your B18 needs a 3-inch exhaust with 37 resonators to sound less like a hamster wheel, RICE. Cat-back to improve airflow with a tasteful exhaust note, NOT RICE. Adding a body kit because it has useless vents and grills and faux-carbon fiber everywhere, RICE. Adding a body kit because it has a front and rear diffuser for aerodynamic benefits, NOT RICE. Slamming your car because haha it's pimp check out how full (and rubbing) my wheel well is now (but I can't get over speedbumps), RICE. Getting new springs for handling reasons that also lower your car a bit, NOT RICE.

It's not WHAT you do to your car that makes it rice, it's WHY you do it and the attitude you do it with. The features on our car that people are calling rice are nothing of the sort. They are design elements, accents, details that set the car apart. They are applied tastefully and sparingly and without being gaudy or garish. We do not think our car is the best because of a back-lit gauge or our rear-spoiler.

I can appreciate people wanting to improve their car's looks, and I can understand people going for visual enhancements instead of performance enhancements if they want. But you and everyone else on here can tell the difference between a well designed car with visual appeal and rice. It's never one part that gives it off. It's the total package and the attitude of the owner that comes with it. We've all seen the slammed Civic with the beat up 19s and the black painted hood, the fat dual tip exhaust, the two tone paint job, the underglow, the blue LEDs on the washer nozzles and valve stems, the 6 or 7 degrees of camber because they did a budget lowering, and the Type-R sticker on the back (but not in the right place). We know what rice is, and it isn't any one single individual part on the car.
 
Sounds like you prefer to consider a whole car rice (or not), not the individual components. I consider each part to decide if it's ricey or not. A car with too many ricey parts becomes wholly rice.

2 different, completely legitimate viewpoints.

Heh... looks like that Veyron has a low tire.
 
I don't think you can consider chrome highlights and aluminum accents and back-lit gauges and carbon fiber accents and aluminum oil filler caps and aluminum gas tank doors and aluminum pedals as being "ricey" components unless you look at how they are being used. Too many production vehicles offer these sorts of options or come standard with them. You could look at one car with any of those features and say "Wow, that's a nice looking car" and then another car somebody added those features to and say "Woah man, that looks so rice."

You can look at some things, like underglow or spray nozzle LEDs or nitros spray shows, and immediately say "rice!" But how the hell can you do that with vehicle components that people have been putting in their cars for the last 30 years and that automotive companies have been putting standard in their performance line of cars for just as long?
 
I don't understand calling CF parts or purge kits rice...Or neon underglow for that matter. Newon underglow was around long before and in use long before Vin Diesel torqued the chassis off the line...
 
IMO Rice = big, gaudy, non-functional, cheap-looking exterior mods. Pointless huge spoilers, bolt-on flares and non-functional hood scoops are my favorites. It does not matter what type of car it is or where it was made.
 
Maybe I am too old, but my friends and I never call anything "rice". We just call it for what it is...stupid.

Then again, when I first busted onto the car scene, you weren't crap unless you had a mini truck with a tilt bed and rallye wipers.

Oakley, thermo-nuclear protection for lyf bitches.
 
I <3 rice, and I'd eat it everyday if I could. =p

Anyway... in my humble opinion, I consider distasteful non-performance enhancing modifications usually tacked on by the owners "rice". Such examples would be... 22" rims that weigh 70lbs, triple decked wings that actually add lift to your car so it may takes off at higher speeds. While some of them look so dumb that I just want to pull over and punch the drivers face (like the Honda Odyssey with an ///M badge the other day), others are debatable, sort of like the fine line between the nude art and porn. *^_^*
 
I guess Im in the camp that reserves the right to label something rice until its ON the actual car and it can be judged based on overall package....in some cases OFF the car...Im sure a lot think that debadging a car is an appearance mod but to me debadging a 328 so people think you have a 335 or a Mazda3 so people think you have a MS3 is RICE!
 
I guess Im in the camp that reserves the right to label something rice until its ON the actual car and it can be judged based on overall package....in some cases OFF the car...Im sure a lot think that debadging a car is an appearance mod but to me debadging a 328 so people think you have a 335 or a Mazda3 so people think you have a MS3 is RICE!

I just debadged last night. I think debadging is the opposite of rice since you are removing things rice is usall tacking things on.
 

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