So what's in your Bulk/ Spam Mail.....?

[Velocifero]

Well I don't even hardly ever look at it, but I happened to today and I gotta say this is the best list of Subject lines ever. I mean seriuosly, where do these things come form and who actually writes them?

Come on.... Beat her womb with my huge rod... LOL. Seriously!

 

[aMaff]

HAHAHAHA nice! I just checked mine and stumbled across this gem:

We are pros in getting you laid


I need to call these folks!

 

[BlackCherry06]

They've started hitting my Yahoo messenger overnight with websites I need to go visit to see hot girls in action. I copy the message, reply, paste, and substitute their website for www.fuckoff.com and fire it back. They probably never get it, but it makes me feel better.

 

[Mr. 4500 RPM]

My favorite is: Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants! ROFL

 

[Salmon_Rob]

haha apparently, all mazda ppl can beat wombs

 

[Velocifero]

^^^ LOL you got some of the same ones I got.

Plus you never have to worry about money problems again.

 

[Salmon_Rob]

hells yeah

 

[bucksatan]

How do they always know that I am concerned about my penis, both in size and ability to get and maintain an erection. Its like they are in my mind or something.

The nigerian scam ones used to piss me off, but then I found out that the people generally type each letter our one at a time, rather than doing the old copy/paste thing. Still not stupid enough to fall for it, but at the same time I have a certain amount of respect for the amount of time they spend working on it.