Lewis7789's 2003 Protege5 build thread
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well if they are there til 4 on sat i could go when i came back from the occ meet. i meeting my buddy in garfield anyway so ill be right there. and ill have my camera with me anyway. so i guess like 3 on sat should be kool. i just gotta talk to my buddy first
Those cars definitely knew what was up and they couldn't hang with the pink wheeled wagon.
fishdonotbounce
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So let me tell you a story of how today happened. Complete with pictures.
We arrive at the secret location. "Where's my mothafuckin car dawg?" says Evan. "Take it easy you young whipper snapper." says the old truck driver.
Evan mumbles, "This mothafucka is taking TOO DAMN LONG!"
"I really hope they don't notice my cheetah print undies and think I'm a b****. I can't show any fear to these guys." says the truck driver.
"God, these wheels are not helping my case..." says the old man.
"You better not **** up my lip grandpa!" says Evan.
"What the **** is all this s***? I just want to drive my car!" says Evan.
"YEA!" says Evan.
"This ******* red light better turn green REAL DAMN SOON!" yells Evan.
"I'm so HAPPY!!!"
"Eat my dust you pansy ass Speed3!"
"How do they fit that much power in that small of a space??" says Evan. "It's absolutely astonishing." says Ivan.
"Gotta get these damn pink wheels off..."
"... and put on my ballin as **** Rays with sweet ass center caps!!" says Evan.
"Ahhh, much better. What a sweet ass day. I love my new car!" says Evan.
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
We arrive at the secret location. "Where's my mothafuckin car dawg?" says Evan. "Take it easy you young whipper snapper." says the old truck driver.
Evan mumbles, "This mothafucka is taking TOO DAMN LONG!"
"I really hope they don't notice my cheetah print undies and think I'm a b****. I can't show any fear to these guys." says the truck driver.
"God, these wheels are not helping my case..." says the old man.
"You better not **** up my lip grandpa!" says Evan.
"What the **** is all this s***? I just want to drive my car!" says Evan.
"YEA!" says Evan.
"This ******* red light better turn green REAL DAMN SOON!" yells Evan.
"I'm so HAPPY!!!"
"Eat my dust you pansy ass Speed3!"
"How do they fit that much power in that small of a space??" says Evan. "It's absolutely astonishing." says Ivan.
"Gotta get these damn pink wheels off..."
"... and put on my ballin as **** Rays with sweet ass center caps!!" says Evan.
"Ahhh, much better. What a sweet ass day. I love my new car!" says Evan.
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
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Seems like a good day
PrinceValorum
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Hah, it looks so tall with the new wheels. You didn't forget how to use that weird third pedal, Evan?
Chris, Ivan was totally just kidding. The truck driver was super nice (and I gave him a $ tip) and we bull-shat with him for a while too. We carefully removed the plastic from the hood and bumper and like I told you guys, I greatly appreciate that you guys washed her, wrapped her up and packed her so well.
But Ivan is one of my very good friends, so let's just chill out.
It's going to be a hard transition for Shalon to get used to her beloved car being sold and shipped up here to Ohio. And I totally understand and respect that. But from my point of view, and I don't mean any disrespect, but it's now my car. That's why I want to make it more my car with the wheels and changing somethings out already. Hope that makes sense.
But Ivan is one of my very good friends, so let's just chill out.
It's going to be a hard transition for Shalon to get used to her beloved car being sold and shipped up here to Ohio. And I totally understand and respect that. But from my point of view, and I don't mean any disrespect, but it's now my car. That's why I want to make it more my car with the wheels and changing somethings out already. Hope that makes sense.
Anyway, onto build thread talk- the car looks great. I'm going to get underneath it and double check anything I'll need to replace then I'll start ordering some parts. With 220k miles on the stock rubber, I think it's time for some freshening up. 
I'm going to order some OEM replacement lower control arms, waiting on the GT Spec trailing arms GB to come in, I've got my BC coilovers ready to install and am still looking for some decent adjustable endlinks.
I was at the junkyard this weekend and got some Mazda6 rear calipers but I might just use them for cores for new ones.
I'm going to order some OEM replacement lower control arms, waiting on the GT Spec trailing arms GB to come in, I've got my BC coilovers ready to install and am still looking for some decent adjustable endlinks. I was at the junkyard this weekend and got some Mazda6 rear calipers but I might just use them for cores for new ones.
fishdonotbounce
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subspeed6:5932073 said:
You need to remove the soaked tampon from your vagina and put a new one in.
The whole post was an OBVIOUS joke. I'm not going to belittle you and say you don't know what sarcasm is but how in the world can you miss that?
The truck driver was a very cool guy. Evan and I stood there and shot the s*** with him as we helped him unload the car. He told us about how he played a joke on his kid by powdercoating something pink and about a Ferrari he delivered. There were laughs all around. He was very nice and seemed to have a good sense of humor. He would probably laugh at the little comic strip I put up here.
I had nothing against the wrap either. I actually thought it was extremely considerate. If the car had been on an open trailer, it would have helped a lot. I also commented to Evan how nice the car looked and said that you did a great job detailing it.
I know you were involved in the process of getting this car moved but what the **** is your deal? I never said a single thing to you nor did I personally attack you in any way. Your post was completely uncalled for. The ms3 comment is purely idiotic. You do not know me in any way. I have never met you, talked to you, or interacted with you outside of the forum and even then it has never been directly.
I'm not going to continue but I can if need be. For now, I'll leave it here and tell you to go drink a nice glass of go **** yourself.
Anyway, onto build thread talk- the car looks great. I'm going to get underneath it and double check anything I'll need to replace then I'll start ordering some parts. With 220k miles on the stock rubber, I think it's time for some freshening up.
I was at the junkyard this weekend and got some Mazda6 rear calipers but I might just use them for cores for new ones.
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