This mod was done to my P5 back in July... just never had the opportunity to get pics posted.
I was thinking one day, "why do people like wide body kits? damn they're ugly... I'm going to go for a thin body kit." So then I started thinking about ways to accomplish this mod, and then it hit me.
I said to myself, I know what I'll do, I'm going to get on the freeway and head home to pick up my dog and then go visit my mom to help her out with some chores. I had to remember that the key to this was to mind my own business by driving like an experienced defensive driver and following the rules of the road on the freeway and hopefully someone will get the hint and help me out with my proposed mod.
So I'm sitting on I-5 in the right most lane (2 lanes exit onto 520 at the point) at the 520 east bridge off/on ramp, stopped on the freeway because of heavy traffic. I must have caught someone's attention because they knew exactly what needed to be done for the thin body kit. Like a ninja, this girl with her mazda3 speeds up to about 45-50 mph in traffic going no faster than 25 (in the second to right-most lane, which also exits onto 520) and "cuts off" a big chevy tahoe suv by face-palming the guy's passenger headlight with her rear quarter panel. I can tell this wasnt her first time because she made it look easy as if she were a professional, she was able to accurately gauge how much distance she needed between the front of her car and the back of my protege5 to be able to slam on her brakes and still delicately destroy my rear bumper going at what felt about 30 mph. She did flawless work, and I would highly recommend her for anyone looking to do the same mod.
Took the car over to Showcase in totem lake, and they started to estimate the damage. Talking to the guy, he told me he stopped estimating once the damage amount went past $9000, and was still climbing. Because she hit me square in the center of the bumper, no damage occurred to the tail lights or exhaust. It did however crush the spare wheel well compartment like a used accordion.
Goodbye P5. You will be missed.