Wrecked my Speed3

[meatball84]

yeah so i was driving home going about 45 around a curb, out came the biggest dog that ever was(like big foot on all fours) i swerved to miss him and ended up doing a 360 into the side walk. heres everything that happened

-got antiqued by my curtain airbags. walked home looking like a mime

-snapped my rear wheel and hub off(lugs still attached) and threw it atleast 200 ft

-bent front bumper

-scuffed rear bumber

-bent front axel, damaged front driverside wheel

-snapped rear rotor in half

-10:30pm... tried to ask the cops if it was too early for flapjacks(blank stare at me)

-Now laying here, masturbating, using my own tears as lubricant(home not in the street)

over all im handling it pretty well. cop thought i was lying about the dog. told him i was going a little faster than i should have. decided im going to keep a quart of dogs blood in my car and a bag of dog hair so if i ever get into a wreck again i just splatter alittle of each and start hyper-ventalating.

so i hope its either totaled and i just buy a new one or use the repair money to buy the toys i always wanted.

 

[MSP2024]

damn that sucks ass bro

 

[CnoTataymo]

Damn, that sucks man. Good luck to what happens with your car though. I've heard many incidents where people try to avoid an animal on the road. They all just say hit it because cops or insurance companies might think you are lying. Because if there is no witness, it'll be hard.

 

[meatball84]

I just started a save my mazda site all paypal donations accepted

savemymazdaspeed3@yahoo.com

not even a joke

 

[MSP2024]

hahah **** why didnt i think of that s***

 

[ScratchNSniff]

I have an entire rear subframe/brake/suspension setup for a Speed3...let me know if you need anything...

 

[MSP2024]

I have an entire rear subframe/brake/suspension setup for a Speed3...let me know if you need anything...

can i ask why you have that

 

[ScratchNSniff]

can i ask why you have that

2nd job...buying/selling car parts...I had many more Speed3 parts, but most has sold...

 

[MSP2024]

2nd job...buying/selling car parts...I had many more Speed3 parts, but most has sold...

ahhh i see not a bad idea

 

[meatball84]

I have an entire rear subframe/brake/suspension setup for a Speed3...let me know if you need anything...

will do. let you know after inspection

 

[Nutari]

My dad always taught me, NEVER swerve for an animal. Better his life than your own.

 

[Moultese]

OMG, lol at the op. Atleast you have a good sense of humor about it. Sucks about the car. Is it totalled? Seems like a lot of damage.

 

[Kain]

over all im handling it pretty well. cop thought i was lying about the dog. told him i was going a little faster than i should have. decided im going to keep a quart of dogs blood in my car and a bag of dog hair so if i ever get into a wreck again i just splatter alittle of each and start hyper-ventalating.

Perhaps you were stretching things a bit when you told him the dog ate your homework, too.

 

[Peter B]

Sorry for your loss man. Keep us updated on how things turn out.

Also good to keep a sense of humore... even in the face of tragedy

 

[Nliiitend1]

Next time, hit the "dog."

 

[oaklandopen]

OMG, lol at the op. Atleast you have a good sense of humor about it. Sucks about the car. Is it totalled? Seems like a lot of damage.

totally agree. rough story but damn if it wasn't funny to read some of the stuff you wrote. i detected a hint of "groundhog day" and some sort of seth rogan-esque type dialogue

 

[ElGaspo]

My dad always taught me, NEVER swerve for an animal. Better his life than your own.

damn good advice. i'm the biggest cat & dog lover in the world, but have no compunction whatsoever about running animals down if they cross my way and are deep into my driving line.

to give you an example, eons ago i was driving a Chevy Monza at nite when a gigantic German shepherd crossed my path. even though it was a subcompact car it tossed the dog in the air like a paper bag. bottom line - bumper barely dented, one big greasy/hairy splotch and that's that.

sorry for the animal, but i like to think that I, not it, am at the top of the food chain. dog's owner should have secured him better. not my problem. it's a tough ole world out there for dogies. git along, lil dogie, git along. (drive2)

i hope everything works out for you & that the insurance will total the car. let us know what happens. i know you'll be knocking back a few cold ones this wkend. (cheers)

 

[meatball84]

if i hit the dog it would be wierd because like 3-4 guys from the local chinese food place would have been there before the cops to "clean up the mess"

 

[oaklandopen]

if i hit the dog it would be wierd because like 3-4 guys from the local chinese food place would have been there before the cops to "clean up the mess"

that's just wong

 

[CnoTataymo]

dog's owner should have secured him better.

That's how it's suppose to be.