Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

who is the real swamptian then?

He is actually not a real person. The character known here as "Swampass" is actually just a simple computer program I created awhile back to mimic a mildly eccentric online personality. It is based on an algorithm I discovered for disassembling seemingly normal thoughts and observations found in text form and then reassembling them into more interesting combinations. The almost 98% effective result is to make the reader go "Hunh, what?" and then subcribe to the thread for reasons they don't quite understand. I've tried revising the program on occasion to emphasize, say, crankiness or friendliness, but the neutral personality seems to be the most successful.

Sorry if this is all a bit of a letdown for everybody who thought Swampass was a real guy with hints of creative genius.
 
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He is actually not a real person. The character known here as "Swampass" is actually just a simple computer program I created awhile back to mimic a mildly eccentric online personality. It is based on an algorithm I discovered for disassembling seemingly normal thoughts and observations found in text form and then reassembling them into more interesting combinations. The almost 98% effective result is to make the reader go "Hunh, what?" and then subcribe to the thread for reasons they don't quite understand. I've tried revising the program on occasion to emphasize, say, crankiness or friendliness, but the neutral personality seems to be the most successful.

Sorry if this is all a bit of a letdown for everybody who thought Swampass was a real guy with hints of creative genius.

Then the program became self-aware and is out of control...and it's all your fault.
 
Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service... along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

IS IT THREADJACKING TO TAKE A POINTLESS THREAD IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION?
 
it is when you cross your old 80s movies =P

What, both my quotes were from the same movie, as is this one:

"I do not avoid women. I deny them my bodily essence."

That was actually more paraphrasing than quoting. I haven't seen the movie in so long that I forget the word for word quote.
 

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