Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

[Moonpie.Express]

Swampass - you are now my unofficial Interwebs Hero.

We need to get together for a beer sometime.










Your treat.

 

[controlo]

WTF! The V-tek didn't change the torque curve?

didn't you know?... cars with v-tech don't have torque.

 

[dkswim]

something looks fisshy with that dyno graph. torque and HP are suposed to crossover at 5250.

hay is there an infinant button on there i want to be able to get close to light speed mabe warp speed.

 

[desperado-c]

why does this feel like a conversation between Wyatt Earp and the owner of the Oriental?

You want to work in my house, I got overhead to take care of. Just business. BTW, they love SA-AP over there. We're gonna make millions. The Cobb boys (yes, the ones with the same last name) are posting up a storm trying to do damage control. They're no fools, they know a serious threat to their product dev investment when they see one.

 

[dkswim]

quanitys are limited. for the first 20 people if you buy now ill double your order for free. and if you call in the next 10 min not only will i double your order ill throw in the fast and the furious die cast models for free. thats a 2000 doller offer for only 150 dollers a month for the next 4 years. think of the smille it will bring to your face.

 

[Conso]

eh i just bought xede last night =P

 

[ecniemann]

didn't you know?... cars with v-tech don't have torque.

Sorry, my mistake. I forgot it actually increases power to the flux capacitor thereby improving wind downforce on the massive rear ricer wing thus increasing rear wheel hp...............DESPITE having only fwd!


p.s Swamp, what happened to your little known MS3 facts?

 

[Kurt07]

Will I be able to achieve 60mpg with this AP?

 

[SwampAss]

**Update**


We're still doing beta testing and the results are promising! We're moving the release date up within the next few weeks. Sorry, and thanks for being patient.

 

[sleeper3]

good think you have the innovative shipping that you do and people already have it!

 

[SMITTNME]

good think you have the innovative shipping that you do and people already have it!

LMFAO

I'm in too!

swampple swampple

 

[Mocoso]

Im glad Ive been holding out stock all this time.. now there will be a product I can add which wont void the warranty and its backed by such a strong name... Im a little disappointed tho. With gas prices what they are these days I thought a product from Swampass industries would have doubled if not tripled my fuel economy while giving me all the power/torque gains. Swampass your engineers slacking or what? When will you add fuel economy feature? may hold out until then

 

[sleeper3]

I have also requested a "stop asking for more crap we've already given you unlimited power" map.

 

[Foolish]

Port or no port, I don't need access to anything described as "swampass!"

Just sayin'

 

[SwampAss]

You've made a powerful enemy my friend.

 

[neox.286]

roflbrothel!

 

[Kurt07]

Price with shipping to 17356.

 

[WagonMan]

**Update**


We're still doing beta testing and the results are promising! We're moving the release date up within the next few weeks. Sorry, and thanks for being patient.

If I have a fat wife, will the SA-AP help make her skinny?

Have you tested the beta version on your fat wife?

 

[SwampAss]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

 

[daonly1around]

does this allow for the flinstone mod?

so when you have a full car they can do some good besides the extra weight?