Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?

 

[ecniemann]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

If I would have been drinking something, I would have spit it out here!! F'n hilarious. I'm at work and trying to keep from laughing. How would I explain this one!

I nominate this for best thread ever in MS3 section!

 

[SwampAss]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?

Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

 

[mazpro]

Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

(rofl)

 

[neox.286]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?

well duh, hes anally probing the MS3 E.C.U. (shady)

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

At half inch per probe...

 

[WagonMan]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.

 

[sleeper3]

My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.

people are looking at me because I am laughing and they are wondering why

 

[sleeper3]

hahaha I'm still laughing

 

[SwampAss]

My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.

I have an OBDII to mouth adapter. I know all women have mouths. Dirty, filthy mouths that spew damaging testimony when you're the defendant.

 

[WagonMan]

I have an OBDII to mouth adapter. I know all women have mouths. Dirty, filthy mouths that spew damaging testimony when you're the defendant.

That is a great idea, I will have to find one of those adapters.

Last time I tried to utilize a direct mouth interface with my wife I ended up with some nasty bite wounds. Although she may find something that only spits electrons less offensive.

 

[SPEED305]

after installing my SA-AP, i became (first) on all my races!!!

 

[ispypsi]

That is a great idea, I will have to find one of those adapters.

Last time I tried to utilize a direct mouth interface with my wife I ended up with some nasty bite wounds. Although she may find something that only spits electrons less offensive.

you should get the official swampass billet mouth blockoff plate.

the kit includes:

-(1) billet aluminum polished mouth blockoff plate
-(1) your choice of black, red, or blue triple nylon weave securing strap (duct tape) with official swampass logo
-(1) instructions on how to distract said wife in order to install blockoff plate
-(2) pictures, one of swampass, and one of george clooney - which are sometimes needed to distract said wife during install
-(1) chloroform emergency kit to help aid in fast install

$99.99; core charges in the form of install documentation (nudes) accepted.


it cured all the annoying noises coming from my wife's mouth, and resulted in a much more enjoyable and smoother ride.

 

[desperado-c]

you should get the official swampass billet mouth blockoff plate.

the kit includes:

-(1) billet aluminum polished mouth blockoff plate
-(1) your choice of black, red, or blue triple nylon weave securing strap (duct tape) with official swampass logo
-(1) instructions on how to distract said wife in order to install blockoff plate
-(2) pictures, one of swampass, and one of george clooney - which are sometimes needed to distract said wife during install
-(1) chloroform emergency kit to help aid in fast install

$99.99; core charges in the form of install documentation (nudes) accepted.




it cured all the annoying noises coming from my wife's mouth, and resulted in a much more enjoyable and smoother ride.

Interesting how one funny, oddball comment from Swampass leads the rest of you off on a misogynistic tear. Careful, SA, you may not fully appreciate the power you wield. Will you use it for good or for evil?

 

[SwampAss]

I'll use it for profit.

 

[natmad]

That's not real.

Signed,

Donald Trump's Hair

 

[desperado-c]

I'll use it for profit.

Ah, yes, the 3rd way.

 

[SwampAss]

And now you're guilty! (drinks)

 

[dkswim]

umm a friend was asking me dose this cure genital warts umm yeah???

what about scurrvy?

 

[EngulfinFlames]

so....there is a map to go 0-100 in first gear right???? @28 psi?