WTF is W.A.N.G. racing?
- Thread starter TinmanMS6
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I also like CHU_MY_PU's sig:
Rules 4 MX5 Owners:
1 To avoid confusion, 2 heterosexual men in the same Miata must be wearing helmets.
2 Racing stripes are for racing Miatas.
3 Roll bars take you off the gaydar. Style Bars do not.
Steve and I were debating what CHUMYPU meant on that guy's tag while sitting behind him waiting for our run. I guess that clears that up.
Rules 4 MX5 Owners:
1 To avoid confusion, 2 heterosexual men in the same Miata must be wearing helmets.
2 Racing stripes are for racing Miatas.
3 Roll bars take you off the gaydar. Style Bars do not.
Steve and I were debating what CHUMYPU meant on that guy's tag while sitting behind him waiting for our run. I guess that clears that up.
hahahahaha that's awesome. Alright, here's the story.
On saturday morning during the 1st Heat, Heyward came up and tasked Brett and I with coming up with a team name. All the other ATL region cars had them, so, apparently, should we. There was team (I think) Total Domination, Adrian Wells and Wayne VanVoorhis's BS effort, Team Moresome (6 drivers, 3 classes, 1 Wagnermobile), etc etc. So, we got to bouncing ideas around. We were sitting on the still-wet bleachers from the rain the night before and Team Prune Scrotum came up... Along with TGIM (Two Guys In a Miata). Anyway, the thought was what is the one message that 2 guys in a miata need to make perfectly clear? We Are Not Gay. And from there, the downward spiral commenced. At some point, the tow vehicle was dubbed the WANG Yanker. As Brett was leaving our Grid spot for his 3rd run on Saturday I said "Let it all hang out!" That I think became the motto... When the muffler fell off on Sunday, the phrases "Mind your tailpipe" and "check your nuts" were thrown around... and it goes on and on.
Most of y'all know about the trailer incident. As we're driving back around 12:30am, Brett, out of the blue goes "WANG Racing - If need be, we'll yank WANG all night long"
So there you have it. Really gay, but, at least to my 13 year old mind, damn funny
On saturday morning during the 1st Heat, Heyward came up and tasked Brett and I with coming up with a team name. All the other ATL region cars had them, so, apparently, should we. There was team (I think) Total Domination, Adrian Wells and Wayne VanVoorhis's BS effort, Team Moresome (6 drivers, 3 classes, 1 Wagnermobile), etc etc. So, we got to bouncing ideas around. We were sitting on the still-wet bleachers from the rain the night before and Team Prune Scrotum came up... Along with TGIM (Two Guys In a Miata). Anyway, the thought was what is the one message that 2 guys in a miata need to make perfectly clear? We Are Not Gay. And from there, the downward spiral commenced. At some point, the tow vehicle was dubbed the WANG Yanker. As Brett was leaving our Grid spot for his 3rd run on Saturday I said "Let it all hang out!" That I think became the motto... When the muffler fell off on Sunday, the phrases "Mind your tailpipe" and "check your nuts" were thrown around... and it goes on and on.
Most of y'all know about the trailer incident. As we're driving back around 12:30am, Brett, out of the blue goes "WANG Racing - If need be, we'll yank WANG all night long"
So there you have it. Really gay, but, at least to my 13 year old mind, damn funny
TheDirtyGoatee
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That's plain ******* hilarious dude.
TheDirtyGoatee
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(rofl)(rofl2) That's awesome.
)Hey! You can't just 'join' the W.A.N.G. Invite only h0! Plus, having 2 guys in a miata is a requirement. Todd and Steve are a shoe in, and Kevin's car, with him, Scott and Tom (treesome!) fo sho! LMAO
BTW: Barry's making the decals. Anyone have any ideas for logos? (rofl)
BTW: Barry's making the decals. Anyone have any ideas for logos? (rofl)
I'm definitely seeing if Barry wants to codrive with me again next year in E-Stock. It's only been one event, but I couldn't be happier with a codriver if it was Hans Stuck. So I'm covered for the two dudes in a miata part.
I think you should go with something along the lines of the Gacc dick logo for the wang racing.
Yeah, but we're going for something a little more subtle...
TheDirtyGoatee
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How about something like this....
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How about this then?
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Or the obvious... (make it look better, this is just a rough sketch.)
No, but I think this may be the one:
With "W.A.N.G. Racing" next to it in some way
WTF? I'm not sure how a cat driving the car applies. We can do better than that.
Let's see what you've got!
