Jack Welch is still worshipped at General Electric, as well as anywhere that his disciples went. Well, anywhere except Home Depot and, now, PT Cruiser owners' clubs. As part of a campaign to sweep out the dead wood in Chrysler's product lineup, Welch protege, newly minted Chairman, and CEO Bob "Little Jack" Nardelli is planning to announce during a board meeting that the PT Cruiser, Magnum wagon, and Pacifica crossover will be loaded onto the death-carts today.
Although the agenda for the meeting is being kept secret by staff at Chrysler, insiders are saying that Nardelli is aggressively angling to cut the fat off Chryslers product line, making the company "laser-focused" (someone should pass a Post-It to Bob asking him to never make reference to, or even hint around, the words "Chrysler" and "Laser" in the same sentence) and deciding issues "with a bias toward speed."
The Dodge Dakota, Jeep Commander, Chrysler Sebring and its twin Dodge Avenger are also being scrutinized but, for now, their execution has been stayed.
Although the agenda for the meeting is being kept secret by staff at Chrysler, insiders are saying that Nardelli is aggressively angling to cut the fat off Chryslers product line, making the company "laser-focused" (someone should pass a Post-It to Bob asking him to never make reference to, or even hint around, the words "Chrysler" and "Laser" in the same sentence) and deciding issues "with a bias toward speed."
The Dodge Dakota, Jeep Commander, Chrysler Sebring and its twin Dodge Avenger are also being scrutinized but, for now, their execution has been stayed.