The redneck thread....

[gone_fishin]

Well hey yalls! Reckon this might be a good time to tell yall a bit about myself. Got me a few pictures to put onto my here internets for your viewing pleasure!

Welcome to my humble abode. If you can't tell, this be what they call one 'a them house-boats! Heh-heh.

In hindsight, maybe I shoulda put muh toilet on the inside. Oh well.

This is muh cat, Budweiser. God-damn cat needs to get a jerb.

And muh dog, Busch. This here be what we call one a' them mutt-carriers. And to think Wallsmart wanted damn near fifty dullers for one a' these. Low prices everyday my ass!

I got me one a' them, what you call it, palm-pilots. Tells me whats I got to git done befores I forget.

This is muh wife, Haileigh-Barbra-Joe-ann. Ours wedding doubled as ours family reunion! Talk abouts killin' two birds with one stone!

Our limozeene that we gots for our wedden day. It's a hemi

And my youngest a' kin. We aint got a name fer her yet, but we's a' thinkin' real hard. Docter says her hairs will grow back in abouts six months!

And last buts not least, muh yacht!

Aint I the just luckiest durn guy on this here planet?

 

[gone_fishin]

(rofl)

Fishing Bloopers:

http://www.break.com/index/more-fishing-bloopers-from-bill.html

 

[gone_fishin]

hahahahaha

More fishing bloopers with Bill Dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_UnV3RbCtg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAHYR5DnZE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXrIcEDrS4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJWPnmqo_1g&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMb3XYK-rww&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrA_kGB007U&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0xz_xXNlU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=389VS8InoZ4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaxuOAdFPk0&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxafkZxAGQU&NR=1

 

[jbiird317]

went flounder fishing this weekend, had to get fresh bait once we got down to the beach area. This is the bait shop we went to, its called the "Perm & Worm"

 

[tsunami]

omg are you f-in serious!!

 

[Diehonda]

With a yard sale out front too? Bwahahahahah!!!


So how did you do? Flounder is some good fishin.

 

[jbiird317]

omg are you f-in serious!!

With a yard sale out front too? Bwahahahahah!!!


So how did you do? Flounder is some good fishin.

haha I am indeed serious, Lewes DE is apparently more redneck than I thought!

As for the fishing, we were fishing from the banks of a channel cuz our boat trailer had a flat and never made it out of the driveway...we didnt catch any keepers (they have to be at least 18" I believe) but did see some blue fish and one kid caught an eel. We were only out for about an hour before a thunderstorm chased us out, we did stop by a few ponds on the drive home and hooked up some bass for redemption!

 

[rednecks_r_us]

If this turns into a who's the most redneck contest then I'll bring my kin folk into it.


Back in the late 60's or early 70's my Grandmother's second husband died. She left Pennsylvania and went to Nashville and cut a record (a 45) at a local recording studio. While in Tennessee she met this guy named Tom.

They started dating and eventually got married. So Tom decided to take my Grandma to California to meet his parents.

When they get to San Bernadino, Tom introduces his new wife to his parents which so happens to be my Great Grandmother's Sister.

So now Tom is now my second cousin and my Step-Granfather all at the same time. They stayed married for about 10 years. Before you ask. No, they didn't have any kids.

Speaking of Tom. The woman he was dating is my ex-girlfriend's Aunt. Small world.

Now the sad news.
My grandfather/cousin died of a heart attack last week. His funeral will be this weekend in Bouse AZ at a local bar.

Thats right I said a bar as in a tavern. True redneck right up to the end.

Gotta love Kin folk.

 

[tsunami]

nice... never thought of that before....if you ask me thats a nice way to send some one off!!

 

[jbiird317]

nice... never thought of that before....if you ask me thats a nice way to send some one off!!

heck yeah, they do it on the sopranos all the time...

 

[tsunami]

eh never watched that show... guess it was to far away from my redneck roots... lol

 

[camrycev6]

I loved Titus. One of the best redneck shows that ever got cancelled! I met him once on a plane...really cool guy. Told me the show got cancelled because of creative control arguements...

 

[tsunami]

creative control arguments?? wtf... pretty lame reason

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I loved that show lol

 

[jbiird317]

haha titus was a fantastic show...much cooler than the jeff foxworthy show

 

[camrycev6]

creative control arguments?? wtf... pretty lame reason

Yeah...apparently Titus and Fox (the parent company) didn't like the content of the show so they cancelled it. That show was a riot.

 

[Diehonda]

Here is a couple mazda country pics for yall

http://www.flickr.com/photos/diehonda

 

[Midnight22]

i see tobacco, any good?

 

[Diehonda]

My son's bedroom bump.


Why is it that the first thing I thought of when I saw this int he front yard was "good eatin"

 

[jbiird317]

i still say you need to dress ur son in all camo and see if you can hide him on the bed or against the wall, then post pictures

and the turtle, that reminds me of a fishing trip last year where I thought I had a huge bass on the line, really put up a fight, then when I got it to shore, it was a snapper! that bastard took one of my best rapala lures...i cut him loose tho, so ill have to take your word for it on the good eatin...


my redneck update is pretty boring, ive spent the last couple nights trying to fix my truck. The drivers side window track is half rusted out and the window fell off the track, I cant get it to line up right and get it on the track at the same time, I accomplished both, but seperately, so for the time being ive settled for leaving the window off the track, at least i can keep the rain out that way..