Washing your hands

[mountjonas]

I was in the bathroom at work today and couldn't help but notice that a lot of people don't wash their hands after they pee. I'm not a crazy germaphobe, but damn, that's pretty freaking gross if you ask me. These are grown men that just walk right out withough washing. For the love of baby jesus, at least rinse your hands and pretend that you're somewhat civilized.

 

[speed1016]

HAHA! thats always been a pet peeve of mine. I think its gross also!

 

[peepsalot]

I was in the bathroom today and couldn't help but notice that a lot of people don't wash their hands after they pee. I'm not a crazy germaphobe, but damn, that's pretty freaking gross if you ask me. These are grown men that just walk right out withough washing. For the love of baby jesus, at least rinse your hands and pretend that you're somewhat civilized.

Bah, I wash my penis once a day. It's as clean as the rest of my body. No need to wash my hands after just taking a piss.

If I wipe my ass on the other hand, you better believe these hands are getting washed.

 

[ChopstickHero]

hahah... seriously. i see people NOT washing their hands all the time. grosses me out. especially when i reach for that handle to open the door.

 

[peepsalot]

Acutally, I'd be willing to wager that their are at least 10x more germs on my hands then there are on my penis. Unless I've been running all day, and he's just been marinating down there for hours.

 

[ND4MSP]

Come to think of it we all should start washing before with regularity too. Think of all the unsanitary stuff we touch in a day before using the restroom, and then we touch our junk to piss. But yeah, after someone leaves without washing we just have to assume his ass is clean and then open the same door he just used.

 

[toucci]

I think restrooms should start tracking who washes their hands and have an alarm go off when someone exits without washing. It'd embarass people into compliance

 

[peepsalot]

A friend of mine used to be a reaal germophobe when it came to touching door handles.

He would usually wait for someone else to open a door, then run out before it closed, or keep it open with his shoe.
If he had to open it himself, he would grab it from a spot that isn't normally used, like the very top or bottom, instead of the middle of a handle. And touch it with as few fingers as possible.
And particularly when exiting a bathroom, since there are normally paper towels nearby, he would grab one, open the door with it, and dispose of it promptly after.

 

[bazooka joe]

you should wash your hands after doing anything!

 

[never Ender]

its friggin sick. especially if you don't wash before you eat.

after washing your hands, do u guys open the door using a paper towel? lol, i do

 

[vindication]

I was in the bathroom at work today and couldn't help but notice that a lot of people don't wash their hands after they pee. I'm not a crazy germaphobe, but damn, that's pretty freaking gross if you ask me. These are grown men that just walk right out withough washing. For the love of baby jesus, at least rinse your hands and pretend that you're somewhat civilized.

my penis is cleaner than my hands are. s***, I should wash my penis after touching it with my hand!!

 

[never Ender]

A friend of mine used to be a reaal germophobe when it came to touching door handles.

He would usually wait for someone else to open a door, then run out before it closed, or keep it open with his shoe.
If he had to open it himself, he would grab it from a spot that isn't normally used, like the very top or bottom, instead of the middle of a handle. And touch it with as few fingers as possible.
And particularly when exiting a bathroom, since there are normally paper towels nearby, he would grab one, open the door with it, and dispose of it promptly after.

HAHAHAHA, i do that too but i'm no germophobe

 

[crispixoo7]

my penis is cleaner than my hands are. s***, I should wash my penis after touching it with my hand!!

lol....your probably right...my hands are everywhere, while my weiner is safely tucked away in my pants.

 

[uclap5]

im with the touching-my-penis-isnt-dirty crowd.

Hell, urine is anti bacterial.

 

[vindication]

also, it's not like I am giving my hands a golden shower

 

[1338]

i like these new dor handles i seen at golden coral you open them with your arms.

 

[peepsalot]

also, it's not like I am giving my hands a golden shower

Word. Always gotta be careful of the splashback though.

 

[mountjonas]

i'm not saying that our dicks are dirty (although some of you probably have festering penises), but i won't put my hands down my pants, grab my dork and then pick up a stapler and hand it to the receptionist and say, "what? it's not like my cock is dirty. sheesh!" it's just a matter of common courtesy to your fellow office mates.

 

[crispixoo7]

i'm not saying that our dicks are dirty (although some of you probably have festering penises), but i won't put my hands down my pants, grab my dork and then pick up a stapler and hand it to the receptionist and say, "what? it's not like my cock is dirty. sheesh!" it's just a matter of common courtesy to your fellow office mates.

hell i would, but it not like i have a stapler sitting next to my weiner.

THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT MY DICK IS A CLEAN DICK!

 

[chuyler1]

The way I see it, the time I spend washing my hands is time I am not in front of my computer doing work.