Someone please tell me...

Pretzellogic

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...why this talentless, souless fatass is currently a spokesperson for an energy drink? I just saw an commercial starring this land mass that was so insipid I nearly gouged my eyes out with the nearest available object, which happened to be my cat.

Seriously, is this guy gonna run a marathon or something? Can anyone explain this?

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(Forgive me, I'm so very bored)
 
What: you hate a guy who makes million of dollars without any real talet to speak of? Say it ain't so!
 
"my ******* dont dance we just pull up our pants and do the rockaway, now lean back, lean back"

I HATE THAT SONG (if u want to dignify it enough to call it that).

#1. if you have to pull up your pants to do anything theres a problem.
#2. how the hell can u "lean back" and actually be able to label it as a dance?
 

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