Pissed on a bumble-bee

Ok, here we go again. I'm on my way to work this morning cruising at 70MPH when I look in the rearview and see a bright yellow colored Saturn SC2 coming up. As soon as he gets to me he gets on my bumper ans follow me for a 1/2 mile or so. I knew what he wanted but I really wasn't in the mood. That's until we got out of traffic into an open stretch of road. Then he pulls up along side of my and looks at me with a snotty grin. I'm like, ok...what ever. I look at his rice mobile and all of the crazy Stickers along the side. One sticker really caught my eye. In big red letters, it said ROTARY RULES. So I think, this must be a special edition or something. So I hear him step on the gas and he began to slightly pull on me. So after laughing a little I threw the car in 4th catch up to him till we were even. I can tell he had his car floored cause his enging was really screaming. After being even with him for a few seconds I slammed 3rd gear and pulled away from the Bumble Bee and kept pulling on his yellow ass. Rounding 95MPH I go back to 4th with the go-go pedal still floored and still stretching the gap between us. All of a sudden My radar starts blaring lights at me so I hit the brakes to break it down back to 65MPH and sho nuff, a county cop was on the shoulder. The funny thing is that the Bumble bee buzzed right passed me and on went the county flashers to pull his yellow ass over. If was so funny I had to laugh. I hope everyone understands that there are certain morals everyone must follow when racing:
1) Always have your radar wide open when running on public streets

2) The brighter the color of your car is, the more attention you'll attract

3) When the car in front of you suddenly hits the brakes----THEN YOU DO THE SAME--THERE'S A REASON!!!
 
hahaha nice kill!
its good to not hear you say somthing like "then there was like this b**** ass mini van full of babies pullin' out right in front of me so I got on there ass at about 120" .ect
you taught his dumb ass a lesson in maturity im sure :) hehehehehehe
 
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