Pig or Rhino?

[YellowBaggedP5]

I read in a post earlier today that pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes. This reminded me of high school when i learned that rhino's can have up to 60 orgasm's a minute. The question is would you rather have the abilities of a rhino or a pig???

P.S. Yes im bored, and for the record i think i'd rather be a pig

 

[KYREDP5]

I'd go with pig too. There's more pigs around, so you'd get laid more.

 

[70]

Um, why didn't you do a poll?!?

 

[YellowBaggedP5]

Um, why didn't you do a poll?!?

I don't know why, i've never done a poll before, i just posted that cause i was bored, ill try to be more professional when talking about pigs and rhino's next time, sorry sir.

 

[70]

I don't know why, i've never done a poll before, i just posted that cause i was bored, ill try to be more professional when talking about pigs and rhino's next time, sorry sir.

Ok, I suppose I can let it slide this time, but next you ask a poll-type question, you better put a poll dang it!

Oh, and to answer the question I'd rather go for the time span than a lot over a short period...So, I guess I'd want a pig. Er, I mean the pigs ability to have that kind of orgasim.

 

[YellowBaggedP5]

I think im gonna bang a pig tonight. I will post pics when im done, maybe a video too.

 

[PA_MP3_Man]

I don't think I'd want to be either. Could you imagine having an orgasm every second, You'd be so dehydrated from lack of fluids, or a 30 minute long orgasm where you just convulse for 30 minutes. Either way you'd almost be dead after you've had sex. I'll stick with how I've got it.

 

[Todd]

or a 30 minute long orgasm where you just convulse for 30 minutes. Either way you'd almost be dead after you've had sex. I'll stick with how I've got it.

I would risk it. Where do I sign up to be a pig

 

[PA_MP3_Man]

I also heard that a pigs uh, tool is just like the tail, with curls in it and stuff..

 

[YellowBaggedP5]

I also heard that a pigs uh, tool is just like the tail, with curls in it and stuff..

You heard?? I'm suuure. Come on you can be honest, how do you really know that?

 

[PA_MP3_Man]

You heard?? I'm suuure. Come on you can be honest, how do you really know that?

Ok ok you got me. This one time. At band camp....

You finish the rest...

Oh and how do you know how pigs and rhino's orgasm? And what kinda forums are you reading if they posted that kinda information? Just wondering.

 

[Kooldino]

Looks like everyone would rather be the pig. Man, I'd settle for 30 seconds, but 30 minutes is insane. I mean, if humans had 30 min orgasms...it would be really easy to get caught doing it...

Kid and his girl come home from a day at school (high school). They do it and both get off. Then decide to kick back and watch TV (while still having an orgasm). Mom comes home 10 mins later and sees them bugging out...
that's just weird.

 

[YellowBaggedP5]

Ok ok you got me. This one time. At band camp....

You finish the rest...

Oh and how do you know how pigs and rhino's orgasm? And what kinda forums are you reading if they posted that kinda information? Just wondering.

LOL!! I'm reading the forums on protege5.com haha. It was posted by Sir Nuke i believe. So if you would like to know first hand i guess he is who you would need to talk too. Now about the rhino's orgasm they mentioned it in biology class in 11th grade and ever since all my friends call me Rhino lol. (thats just a cover up, the truth is i banged a rhino once when i was drunk but don't tell anyone).