Lmfao

[181.8 CI]

I just convinced my girlfriend that the 1968 BMW 2002 was legendary because it was the first car that ran on urine. hahahaha.

Even though it didn't make much sense, it worked, i told her that the piss passes through a filter that seperates the hydrogen, oxygen, and creates ammonia. The oxygen was expelled immediately through the exaust, the hydrogen was used to fuel the combustion cycle, and that the ammonia cleaned the engine as it turns over.

I told one of my parents about it and she was so imbarrased that she hung up the phone on me

 

[AZMSP]

thts great, i got ya beat though. Had an old girlfriend convinced i was allergic to water. Told her i had to put a bag over my head when i showered so i didnt get any in my mouth.

 

[FSDET]

you guys have some dumb gfs haha

 

[Captain KRM P5]

i told mine that Chicken McNuggets were in reality baby chicks that just didn't make it, poor lil fellas. believed that until my brother enlightened her to my lies and villany.

 

[terbow]

thts great, i got ya beat though. Had an old girlfriend convinced i was allergic to water. Told her i had to put a bag over my head when i showered so i didnt get any in my mouth.

wow. haha thats pretty funny.

 

[k-lea]

i'm pretty gulible, but not that bad.

 

[SP33D]

I have one of those stickers on my visors that say Warning: This car is equiped with a turbocharger, due to conditions under heavy accelleration all restrictive clothing must be removed... and it has a picture of a bra crossed out. I come so close to convincing girls to take off their bras. I will get one eventually i know it! lol

 

[Pretzellogic]

So do you guys ever plan on getting laid?

 

[terbow]

maybe they can trick them into it (naughty)

 

[girth]

Hooters hooters yum yum yum....hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

 

[wicked]

I told my girl friend that this
(------------------------------------------------)
is ten inches.

she told me yeah,6"s is about average then.

 

[anarchistchiken]

i told mine that Chicken McNuggets were in reality baby chicks that just didn't make it, poor lil fellas. believed that until my brother enlightened her to my lies and villany.

Yeah, but..... that's not a lie......