Kinda funny

[Matthew]

I park my car kinda away from the apartment complex i live in so no one will park near me and **** up my doors...well if you read my thread about someone stealing my rims/tires, im kinda paranoid, so if i get up in the middle of the night, i look out my bathroom window to check up on my baby...last night i look out (my car is parked near a dumpster) and there is some ******* guy IN the dumpster digging through everyones trash (i really need to get a paper shredder). So he's looking around real suspicous and throwing things out of the dumpster (near my car). So i call the 5-0 and they came and escort his dumb vagrant ass out of our nice complex. Well all the cops are just standing around BSing, and they start to look at my car while im watching them through the window. At first i thought they were gonna leave a ticket under my wipers for the tint (illegal in the front) or my license plate cover (illegal), but then i could just barely make out them saying "cool", "fast and the furious", "nice color", "not just a tip (talking about my exhaust and the tendency of teenagers to go buy the biggest coffee can from pep boys)" and other stuff. It was kinda funny, they spent about 10 minutes walking around the car with their flashlights nodding in approval at our kick ass rides.

 

[snowman4us]

damb thats cool that cops actualy knew what they where talking about...
cops around my area are SUTCH dumb asses. pulled my friend over for having clear corners w/ white blinkers:mad: , then said that his HKS exaust is illigal, but it is legal sense he passes emitions and the sound test(in lower RMP's ). well he proseeds to say that it need the same exaust on there that comes stock from the factory in JAPAN ... after that me and my friend just start to rip on the cop for being sutch an idiot, we tell him that is it was a real JDM exaust that is whould NOT pass emitions... made the cop look real dumb, but the bastard still gave my friend a ticket for the lights... and didn't do anything about the exaust, he also said that it is illigal to mod cars , good thing that he didn;t look under the hood . my friends car was a turbo civic hatch w/ a B18 fully built and a T3/t4 w/ all the goods... to damb bad that some b**** stoll the civic:mad: .

 

[REMillers]

Seems most cops I've seen are kinda of into the enjoyment of cars in general.
Though the greatest story I have is when my friend and I got our reckless driving ticket years ago. We were going down a twisty road with a posted 35mph sign, and doing about 90-120.
Unfortunely there was a police cruiser behind us *trying* to keep up.
Well eventually he turned on his lights and pulled us over, no use running cause its stupid plus there was a police station ahead.

Two of the best moments during the 30+ minutes it took to write the tickets.

Cop-How fast were you going?
Us-I don't recall exactly.
Cop-Well my car is built for speed and was doing 65. I could NOT keep up.

Then other cops came and started looking under our cars, pushing the suspesion down all with puzzled looks.

Why?
Trying to figure out how a 86 Ford Tempo (friends) and a 95 Saturn SW2 out turned and ran a cop car on a twisty road.
Ohhh the days of being young and stupid...

 

[Matthew]

reminds me of the time i was in my old 2nd gen rx7 turbo II and was sick of this lady driving so slow in front of me, so i pulled out into oncoming traffic (so to speak, it was 2am) and behind the next car, which was a cop (OUCH)...he pulled over to let me pass so he could pull me over...i dropped into 3rd, ran a stop sign, pulled into a residential neighborhood, and backed down into someones driveway and turned off the car, lol.

 

[snowman4us]

Seems most cops I've seen are kinda of into the enjoyment of cars in general.
Though the greatest story I have is when my friend and I got our reckless driving ticket years ago. We were going down a twisty road with a posted 35mph sign, and doing about 90-120.
Unfortunely there was a police cruiser behind us *trying* to keep up.
Well eventually he turned on his lights and pulled us over, no use running cause its stupid plus there was a police station ahead.

Two of the best moments during the 30+ minutes it took to write the tickets.

Cop-How fast were you going?
Us-I don't recall exactly.
Cop-Well my car is built for speed and was doing 65. I could NOT keep up.

Then other cops came and started looking under our cars, pushing the suspesion down all with puzzled looks.

Why?
Trying to figure out how a 86 Ford Tempo (friends) and a 95 Saturn SW2 out turned and ran a cop car on a twisty road.
Ohhh the days of being young and stupid...

lol thats some funny s***. i had a Subaru Imprza 2.2 before my MP5, but anyways. im my subaru on night i desided to go for a drive up a canyon, well to make this storry short. he was following my the entire time w/o me knowing pulles me over at the top where i stoped my self to take a break. the cops car could't keep up w/ my subaru and i was mostly stock and only going like 1/2 pait i usualy do. got a tocket for 65 in a 30, passing on the left side, and driving left of center. $600 ticket, got it donw to $250 becouse of the nice judge and my mom paid for the ticket and i didn;t even ask her , also got 110 paints on my license witch means one more ticket for me and my license is gone till im 21 or for 3 years .
also just to let u know how nice my mom is, she paid for ALL my tickets and to think of it i didn;t even ask her to pay them she just does .
and my boss at work has a new 2003 M3, he was clocked going 150 in the city, at 2am. well he somehow got away, lucky bastard.

 

[Matthew]

check this out that my wife got (maybe one of a few funny fwds):

> NEVER SAY TO A COP
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>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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>
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>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
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>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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>8. I pay your salary!
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>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
>too!
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>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
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>cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
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>drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
>glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"