Kids can't kill em and ya gotta feed em.

I have a two year old and an 8 month old. Went on vacation last week and had to take my 10yr old nephew-he made more of a mess than my two little ones! And the 8 mo old tossed leaky bottles all over the leather! The 2 year old had a nice time drawing on the window with a twizzler...LOL.... I need a rear seat cover..and more restraints! (laugh)
 
REMillers said:
Nope Greg your Anglefire account is supposely suspended due to excessive bandwidth usage. :(

??? I see it.. Available in about 3 hours......
 
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Adam3482P said:
I remember when I was young I scratched my Intials intot he hood of my mothers car with a toy gun. Now why the hell would I have done that.

when my brother was young, he learned that diamonds are the hardest thing on Earth. and he also learned that to test it, scratch it against glass and look for a mark. so, to test it, he proceeded to take my mother's engagement ring (i don't know how he got a hold of it... evil tactics, i'm sure) and write his initials in the window of our old buick station wagon (i think it was a woody. classic...). yeah, that really pleased my mom.
 
^ LOL if your brother was smart he could have played that off:
"But mommy *insert little kid eyes all watered up* I just want you to think of me when you are driving"
*look down at feet and shovel them*
*look up and start crying*
 
God! All these horror stories remind me why I never had kids! I'm paranoid enough when adults are around my car, I cant imagine how I would freak out if a little kid where to come too close!
 
Yea! Barfilicious

My wife's 2002 PR5 smells like a combination of melted chocolate, chewing gum, dirty diapers, and puke.
Mmmm the scent of toddlers.
 
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yashooa said:
My wife's 2002 PR5 smells like a combination of melted chocolate, chewing gum, dirty diapers, and puke.
Mmmm the scent of toodlers.

You should bottle that and sell it as "Anti-baby Making Scent" :D
 
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