Finalizing the "G-16"

[Sir Nuke]

I think you may be overlooking ANOTHER source of enhancing your gerbils potential/output.....

have a MIX of gerbils in the tube.....male/female/male/female/ male/female.....

you get the idea.....make sure you have an ample supply of females in heat....and then jack up the males on viagra!!!

this may require extra cooling for all rotating parts as the extra load will certainly generate a lot of heat.

(stash)

 

[spoolinmp3]

(laugh) (lol)

 

[Protege01MP3]

spoolin..... YOU DA MAN!!!! thats why we knew we would be goin to you! Derrick and I sat down one afternoon and discussed who we would turn to for advice and guidance... and it just occured to us.... spoolin is da man!

i dig on the nawwzz... get like replacement cans of that computer cleaner i used to huff in high school... wait.. i mean.. my friends used to huff in high school

 

[LittleRedWagon5]

another concept

Heres another one, this on with NO2,ooops I mean JC2. Jalepeno cheese injection. It also has the GTEC concept as dicussed in previous posts.

 

[Protege01MP3]

lol... and littleredwagon comes through in the design aspects once again for "Team G", the designers behind the G16

 

[spoolinmp3]

LittleRedWagon5
Holy s***!!! You one creative suma b****
either that or you just have to much time on your hands

 

[LittleRedWagon5]

Well, a little from "column A" ,.....and a little from "column B"

 

[Kooldino]

Forget Gerbils. We need something QUICK. Like if you crosbred gerbils with cheetahs. That's how you'd get TRU powa for shizzy.

 

[LittleRedWagon5]

A "Cherbill" oh wait you mean a Geetah" HMMM gene splicing, thats a liitle complex.

 

[Protege01MP3]

A "Cherbill" oh wait you mean a Geetah" HMMM gene splicing, thats a liitle complex.

lets go browse through the "whats your occupation" thread that got started a while back... im sure we'll find a geneticist (wtf.. that doesnt look like its spelled right...)

 

[Sir Nuke]

Why bother....remember....I work in NUCLEAR POWER.....we can just EXPOSE them a little.....worked for the HULK didn't it? LOL

 

[70]

I realize I am a little late in getting to this thread, but I unfortunately have to shoot down this idea.

I believe Geo already invented this kind of power plant and put in some of the first test cars of the Metro.

I'm sorry I let you all down, but, there might be copyright infringement and I don't want to see you guys get sued by GM...

 

[Protege01MP3]

ah, but this has already been taken into consideration...

You see... the metro used only three hampster wheels, with a single, scrawny, underfed gerbil in each wheel.

We are introducing the 4 wheel (I4) w/ 2 big fat husky energetic (and possibly "exposed") gerbils in each wheel.

and nuke... excellent idea... I'll stick the prototype gerbils in a little box w/ no airholes and some food and ship em to yah... that should make them sufficiently pissed off... then you can "expose" them for a week or so, and ship them back in an even smaller box w/ even less food... this process should get the gebils sufficiently worked up to the point of being able to run atleast 5,000 mi. then when you get your scheduled maintenance, they can have replacement gerbils, which have been sitting in a confined space for a few weeks.

also the gerbils can be recycled... you have two sets... one set sits in the boxes untill you need maintenance.. then you switch them out and the set that was in the motor can sit in the boxes untill the next service appointment. each set of gerbils should be good for a total of 20,000-25,000 mi.

(ok.. i think this is starting to get old now.....)

 

[Sir Nuke]

and nuke... excellent idea... I'll stick the prototype gerbils in a little box w/ no airholes and some food and ship em to yah... that should make them sufficiently pissed off... then you can "expose" them for a week or so, and ship them back in an even smaller box w/ even less food... this process should get the gebils sufficiently worked up to the point of being able to run atleast 5,000 mi. then when you get your scheduled maintenance, they can have replacement gerbils, which have been sitting in a confined space for a few weeks.

sounds like a plan....but it won't take a few weeks of exposure....we just replaced one of our control rods and the OLD one is SMOKIN!!!! won't take but a few seconds to have those little furry suckers glowin blue for A LONG TIME!! LOL

 

[70]

sounds like a plan....but it won't take a few weeks of exposure....we just replaced one of our control rods and the OLD one is SMOKIN!!!! won't take but a few seconds to have those little furry suckers glowin blue for A LONG TIME!! LOL

Would glowing blue gerbils be considered "rice"?

And I don't think blue will be street legal, can we get them in green or purple instead??

 

[Sir Nuke]

Would glowing blue gerbils be considered "rice"?

And I don't think blue will be street legal, can we get them in green or purple instead??

considering they are glowing blue because of the RADIATION and not because someone has done something really rude with a neon light....NO they would NOT be rice....

and no...there is no color choices.....that is unless you are wanting to dye your gerbils....but since they are going to be under the hood...and pretty much out of sight even with the hood open....I think it would be a waste of time and money to dye them...but that is just MY opinion.

(stash)

 

[70]

considering they are glowing blue because of the RADIATION and not because someone has done something really rude with a neon light....NO they would NOT be rice....

and no...there is no color choices.....that is unless you are wanting to dye your gerbils....but since they are going to be under the hood...and pretty much out of sight even with the hood open....I think it would be a waste of time and money to dye them...but that is just MY opinion.

(stash)

Ok, just checking...I'm trying to keep on my "rice".

Would doing something rude with a neon to a gerbil make them supercharged? Granted not quite as supercharged as when they are "exposed" to a source of radiation, but I'm sure the effect would still be there. Although, on a smaller scale.

[smart ass] If you die them, then they won't be able to run anymore...Who wants a dead glow-in-the-dark blue gerbil anyway??? Night light I guess... [/smart ass]

 

[Sir Nuke]

Ok, just checking...I'm trying to keep on my "rice".

Would doing something rude with a neon to a gerbil make them supercharged? Granted not quite as supercharged as when they are "exposed" to a source of radiation, but I'm sure the effect would still be there. Although, on a smaller scale.

well you tell me....if someone stuck an electric device up your bum would you run fast? :{D

[smart ass] If you die them, then they won't be able to run anymore...Who wants a dead glow-in-the-dark blue gerbil anyway??? Night light I guess... [/smart ass]

YOU GOOBER!!! its DYE not DIE!!

(stash)

 

[Protege01MP3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and they told me and derrick that WE had too much time on our hands.....

 

[blynzoo]

Prehaps the off topic should be renamed the "too much free time" forum.

Well done nonetheless. If you need funding, I will chip in.

I cant believe we've gotten this to the point of funding. We are some funny motherfuckers...