your favorite away messages for AIM

[Familia323]

familia323 is away right now because you aren't

 

[MiaTurbo]

"if I told you what you want to hear, would you leave me alone?"

 

[vindication]

I had this one not to long ago:
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on. [/font]

 

[whitemp5seattle]

^^^lol

 

[iluvmacs]

"Fire, brb"

 

[Rogue]

(Laundry)
Wash...Dry...Fold
Wash...Dry...Leave in basket
Wash...Dry...Leave in dryer

guess what I'm doing....

(Just out)
I'm oot and aboot. Leave a message

(Sleeping)
Head, meet Pillow.
Pillow, meet Head.
Now you two get together and play nice. .oO(zzzzzzzz)

(At Trivia)
Finding out how much I really don't know....at Trivia...

(At Work)
at work terroizing the 4th/5th graders....ain't life grand?!

 

[SP23goesroar]

I had this one not to long ago:
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on. [/font]

hahaha good one, i'm def stealin it.

 

[AODfan]

I'm.....Gone.....

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

"Fire, brb"

hehehehe, I love it.

here's a few of my favorite ones Ive seen or used.

'I'm busy, you are not...whos the loser now b****?'
'Please help, I've been kidnapped by a group called the 'away from net gang'. They refuse to let me make any more than one phone call, and are keeping me in some form of cage with 3 cement walls, and one bar wall. They have another captive. He calls himself bubba, and says I owe him a fruit cup. I'm getting worried my mommy isn't coming to save me this time'

 

[ZeroAccess]

lol@away gang

A while back I put "drinking till I pass out"
it was 4 days later when I came back

I had about 100 msg's on why I was an alcoholic and wondering if I died ...and if I did could they have my car (civic hatch at the time)

 

[peepsalot]

hehehehe, I love it.

here's a few of my favorite ones Ive seen or used.

'I'm busy, you are not...whos the loser now b****?'
'Please help, I've been kidnapped by a group called the 'away from net gang'. They refuse to let me make any more than one phone call, and are keeping me in some form of cage with 3 cement walls, and one bar wall. They have another captive. He calls himself bubba, and says I owe him a fruit cup. I'm getting worried my mommy isn't coming to save me this time'

Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!

 

[FoRNiK8ToR]

Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!

"Take it! I'm somebody's b****!"

sorry... couldn't resist...

 

[CommieSpeed]

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