meatball84
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- 2006 MazdaSPEED 6
yeah so i was driving home going about 45 around a curb, out came the biggest dog that ever was(like big foot on all fours) i swerved to miss him and ended up doing a 360 into the side walk. heres everything that happened
-got antiqued by my curtain airbags. walked home looking like a mime
-snapped my rear wheel and hub off(lugs still attached) and threw it atleast 200 ft
-bent front bumper
-scuffed rear bumber
-bent front axel, damaged front driverside wheel
-snapped rear rotor in half
-10:30pm... tried to ask the cops if it was too early for flapjacks(blank stare at me)
-Now laying here, masturbating, using my own tears as lubricant(home not in the street)
over all im handling it pretty well. cop thought i was lying about the dog. told him i was going a little faster than i should have. decided im going to keep a quart of dogs blood in my car and a bag of dog hair so if i ever get into a wreck again i just splatter alittle of each and start hyper-ventalating.
so i hope its either totaled and i just buy a new one or use the repair money to buy the toys i always wanted.
-got antiqued by my curtain airbags. walked home looking like a mime
-snapped my rear wheel and hub off(lugs still attached) and threw it atleast 200 ft
-bent front bumper
-scuffed rear bumber
-bent front axel, damaged front driverside wheel
-snapped rear rotor in half
-10:30pm... tried to ask the cops if it was too early for flapjacks(blank stare at me)
-Now laying here, masturbating, using my own tears as lubricant(home not in the street)
over all im handling it pretty well. cop thought i was lying about the dog. told him i was going a little faster than i should have. decided im going to keep a quart of dogs blood in my car and a bag of dog hair so if i ever get into a wreck again i just splatter alittle of each and start hyper-ventalating.
so i hope its either totaled and i just buy a new one or use the repair money to buy the toys i always wanted.