Working with A** holes

[BlueMonsta]

Hahaha! I've done this one before. Most Excellent for ******* with someone's mind!

my old boss, is a fun guy and was ok with most jokes.
When my he walked buy, I changed his IE to a porn page. (I told my boss before hand, to avoid trouble). My boss acted and my coworker thought he got fired. soooo funnny

 

[Rickman]

I like removing his wheel weights best.

 

[crispixoo7]

wait, so i'm guessing taking a s*** (a.k.a. "spraypainting) his car is out of the question? (uhm)

would have been funny....gross, smelly, and not something you see everyday, but FUNNY!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I'm still down...i just had Chik-fil-a...it helps LOL

wait, so i'm guessing taking a s*** (a.k.a. "spraypainting) his car is out of the question? (uhm)

would have been funny....gross, smelly, and not something you see everyday, but FUNNY!

 

[crispixoo7]

I'm still down...i just had Chik-fil-a...it helps LOL

(rlaugh) gross!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

you're telling me.....

 

[crispixoo7]

i'd give lara $100 to crap all over that truck! (laugh)

chic-fil-a.....they should give you ass-towels instead of napkins...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

LMAO....thats nasty

i'd give lara $100 to crap all over that truck! (laugh)

 

[tallrd]

holy crap; i'm crying from laughing so hard. the bird seed in the bed of the truck is classic!. Here's a couple more I thought of: take a clove of garlic and and a small peice of raw onion and put them in a blender. Take the puree to work in a zip lock bag (air tight) and smear a really light coating on the underside of his chair. If he was able to figure out where the smell was coming from, I'd be amazed (this is only good if you don't work next to him)
Or you could get his mailing address from google (based off his name) and sign him up for as many free magazine subscriptions you can find on-line. Those people are ****** with sharing info give it to anyone who asks so it would be exponentially duplicated. Got his email address? Hop onto a same-sex dating website and pop his info in there. Make him sound really sweet and sensitive...and young....and willing;He's sure to make some new friends soon after (make sure you put his address in San Diego or San Fransisco so he gets a lot of responses). that's all I got....man you guys are f'n hilarious.

 

[ForceFed]

the zip tie to the driveshaft or half shaft works great....I have used that one.I am sure the wheel weights to the driveshaft would be better because it would only happen at speed....F'n hilarious!

Matt

 

[IMAX]

VERY loud, when my friend got his exhaust on his mustang i took 6 kazoos and wrapped duct tape aorund them till they were the same size as his exhaust tips and shoved one set in each exhaust tip, he came out after school to rev it up to show everyone how good it sounds and well..




WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is making me think of the insanity test link. Can't find it.
Y'all know the one. Ding,ding,ding, ding, DING, pop, pop,ding ding.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[yesiownaskyline]

crack an egg into the heating ducts inside their car if you get the chance... Everytime the heat goes on, the stench grows, heh heh.

 

[Newf]

assuming the car was not hurt:

The second I seen the car, I would have went up to him, the truck owner, and told him to get his keys and follow me right now, in a very stern way. Asshole or not, that's what I would do, and make him move that thing while I watched to make sure he didn't damage anything. I would not have made a big scene out of, but he would have known not to do it again.

As for the other guys, a joke is a joke, let it be.

Now, if the car got hurt, someone would be paying for it, both in cost, and blood. I'm sorry, but you do not **** with my car.

 

[meGrimlock]

now that their license plates are on the web, why dont you start some kind of trendy-blog-spear campaign? if any of them were kerry supporters you should get "MY SUV <3 IRAQI OIL" bumper stickers. if the truck's tires were touching your car's body, that constitutes battery in some jurisdictions, call cops, you can press charges, etc. at least you can get a vandalism charge. i think i saw rickman's website had some "learn to park" stickers.

here's one that might be worth seeing the person's face. take a single round of ammo, a .357 is a nice size and intimidating. tape it to his windshield that way he cant miss it. attach a note that says "try it again" or "how are the kids?" or something to that effect.
-meGrimlock

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Then wait for the police to knock on your door...........

now that their license plates are on the web, why dont you start some kind of trendy-blog-spear campaign? if any of them were kerry supporters you should get "MY SUV <3 IRAQI OIL" bumper stickers. if the truck's tires were touching your car's body, that constitutes battery in some jurisdictions, call cops, you can press charges, etc. at least you can get a vandalism charge. i think i saw rickman's website had some "learn to park" stickers.

here's one that might be worth seeing the person's face. take a single round of ammo, a .357 is a nice size and intimidating. tape it to his windshield that way he cant miss it. attach a note that says "try it again" or "how are the kids?" or something to that effect.
-meGrimlock

 

[stdntDrvr]

i just pissed on your car!

Now, if the car got hurt, someone would be paying for it, both in cost, and blood. I'm sorry, but you do not **** with my car.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

you should have pooped on it!!!!

i just pissed on your car!

 

[stdntDrvr]

well, then i would have to get some chic-fil-a first

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

LMAO!!

well, then i would have to get some chic-fil-a first

 

[RXMmazdaspeed]

LOL, this thread is freakin funny... i was just laughing so hard... my favorite posts were the first one by thejohnny and tallrd's idea about the same sex website, and how to post he's from san diego or san francisco... omg i died when i read that