Working with A** holes

[laracroft]

 

[garretts77]

common Lara........Everybody Poops!

-Then there's the less popular "Nobody poops but you..."

-Well, you see we're Catholic, so...

-Oh! Well then you'll want "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you"

-Perfect!





Sorry. Everytime I see fkmitsu's avatar, I think of Family Guy. And this was just set up so nicely...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

LMAO!!!!!!

edit: here...I'll change it

-Then there's the less popular "Nobody poops but you..."

-Well, you see we're Catholic, so...

-Oh! Well then you'll want "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you"

-Perfect!





Sorry. Everytime I see fkmitsu's avatar, I think of Family Guy. And this was just set up so nicely...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Tada!

 

[garretts77]

Chicken... Gave me a bumb coupon...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that loves FG this much!!!

Chicken... Gave me a bumb coupon...

 

[terbow]

nope ur not alone!

 

[TX Speed Demon]

Another idea would be to put a bunch of bird seed in the bed of the truck, then the truck would end up with a s*** load of s***, (no pun intended), just don't park near him.

Ahhh, I like that one. Subtle and completly untraceable if they don't park right up front. There are a lot of birds around too cause we've got a couple of resteraunts right next door. I wonder if I put it on around 9am how covered the car would be by lunchtime. hmmmmmmm Maybe I'll have to start leaving birdseed out every morning for the next week or so to make sure we get a big enough gathering. (laugh)

 

[ChiMSP]

Quit your job, then come back and remove 4 out five of his lug nuts on each rim (lol2)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol they're birds....they only fly & s***...one shot would cover it for sure

Ahhh, I like that one. Subtle and completly untraceable if they don't park right up front. There are a lot of birds around too cause we've got a couple of resteraunts right next door. I wonder if I put it on around 9am how covered the car would be by lunchtime. hmmmmmmm Maybe I'll have to start leaving birdseed out every morning for the next week or so to make sure we get a big enough gathering. (laugh)

 

[TX Speed Demon]

Set his home page for www.hotmale.com and set Internet Explorer to run on startup...

I've thought of this too, but all our computers are login password protected. So while I could get on his computer, I'd have to log on as myself and the changes wouldn't work once he logged on as himself. Othewise I'd have to do it during the middle of the day, out in the open, and risk getting walked in on.

 

[Mr. Win]

a huge bag of bird seed in the back... then throw some on the floor the birds will come.

 

[ChiMSP]

Why don't you just sleep with his WIFE??? That would be a great prank!!!

 

[TX Speed Demon]

^^ Cause it would piss off mine. Not worth the trouble, believe me.

 

[ChiMSP]

Tell her it was just a prank, GOSH!!!

 

[LinuxRacr]

Hahah, you already got my input earlier.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

LOL yeah...she'll understand (yupnope)

Tell her it was just a prank, GOSH!!!

 

[TXMazdaSpeeder]

greatest thread ever, my abs hurt from laughing.

heres a good one since its summer...


- poor vinegar in the intake vent for the cabin thats right below the windshield.
- zip tie a fish to the catylytic converter (mmmm mmmmm goodness)
- shove a kazoo or whistle in his grill

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

put a bologna slice on his hood in the sun.......yep, thats not coming out

 

[ChiMSP]

Well... if all fails you can alway go with the good old "urine in the coffe rutine" or the trusty "semen on the glazed donut" prank (dunno)