Women cannot drive

MSP Chris

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03 Mazda Speed
Said it once and I'll say it again. I'll let the pictures do the talking...
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I was driving down Dale Mabry a main road while a 20 something year old woman thought it would be necessary to cut 2 lanes with no blinker. I saw this in the corner of my eye and cut in to avoid a total front end accident and I clipped her. She went into on coming traffic and took threee other cars out. GOOD JOB! All this with no valid insurance, and get this...she gave the police her home owners insurance card...and they wrote that up as automotive insurance coverage!!! People these days. I'll be on later to rant more...- Chris

By the way...my avatar applies to people like her!

And my DG grill is broken! DAMMIT!
 
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That sucks chris but i agree some people shouldnt drive. (gun)
Good news is you werent hurt well didnt mention you were so hopefully your ok !
 
damn :( so sorry to hear, what a freaking idiot...at least it wasnt worse - hope everything turns out ok

but hey! not ALL women suck at driving!!
 
Dreeza said:
damn :( so sorry to hear, what a freaking idiot...at least it wasnt worse - hope everything turns out ok

but hey! not ALL women suck at driving!!
Dreeza you are not an ordinary woman
you are an angelic being who graces us unworthy souls with your very presence.
 
SenorCorwin said:
hehe..for the 'mental anguish and suffering' of seeing your car getting damaged...and the 'torment' of being afraid to drive again....a car enthusiast's worst nightmare...
 
Dreeza said:
but hey! not ALL women suck at driving!!
Most women who drive stick don't suck at driving. But the ones that drive auto are the ones who smash into everyone (pissed) because they don't concentrate and get distracted easily.
 
Damn dude I am sorry to see a fellow speed owner and a local one taken out like that. Wanna go find where she lives and tp the s*** out of it or something of equelly childish nature ? (gun) (pissed)
 
i've been saying the thread's title for years. and i keep getting smacked for it from my mom and girlfriend. (owned)
 
I'm not exactly following how this happened, but was it your fault if you hit her? What did the cops say?
 
Not to be a dick but was she a hottie?
 
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Dexter said:
Dreeza you are not an ordinary woman
you are an angelic being who graces us unworthy souls with your very presence.
why bryan, i believe this is the nicest thing i have ever seen you say. usually everything you say is so negative and sarcastic...this is definatly not sarcastic :P

Most women who drive stick don't suck at driving. But the ones that drive auto are the ones who smash into everyone (pissed) because they don't concentrate and get distracted easily.
:hangs head in shame:

i do drive an auto :( i wish it were a stick....

i just make sure i am very aware of my surroundings at all times...but i still manage to do my makeup every morning on the way to school while speeding, and passing those damn people who go 30 in a 35(gun)
 
I couldn't agree more. I am so sick of soccer moms in huge H2, and SUVs, and minivans that just dont know how to drive at all. I can't tell you how many times I have almost been hit by dumb women drivers. I know I know I am a girl, but I consider myself to be a pretty skilled driver who is in control of her car at all times. I have spent time at road courses, autox, and drag strips learning how to drive a car properly. I have been in 2 accidents in my life while driving ,both caused by other drivers b.c both times I was fully stopped. Anyways Im sorry that stupidity took out the front of your car, hopefully it will be fixed soon and back better than ever.
 
Replica said:
The 2 times ive been hit were women....
I would have been in about 3-4 serious accidents caused by women if I wasn't paying attention like I do. I just don't get it, seriously how hard is it to turn your head and look before you get in a different lane lol
 
01Se_to_03MSP said:
I would have been in about 3-4 serious accidents caused by women if I wasn't paying attention like I do. I just don't get it, seriously how hard is it to turn your head and look before you get in a different lane lol
I've noticed I have alot less close calls if im speeding. Doing the speed limit, everyone stays close to each other....
 
Replica said:
I've noticed I have alot less close calls if im speeding. Doing the speed limit, everyone stays close to each other....
i agree, lol, i speed A LOT...mainly cuz i hate being around other drivers...

and 01se_to_03msp....i know exactly what you are talking about, lol...when i still had my 90 protege, im just driving along innocently eating my dbl cheeseburger going about 90 in the left lane...and i realize this gigantic black suv its ******* merging into me...i was like OH s***....and the thing was...and i still dont really know how i realized this...but i didnt brake cuz i remembered there was a car pretty close behind me...so i was kinda stuck...the lady obviously didnt see my teeny lil car, and there was no shoulder on this highway...maybe about 4 feet of one....and then a huge cement wall...so i kept moving into the shoulder, but i obviously couldnt get far enough outta her way...finally, i have no choice but to start braking cuz the guy behind me musta realized what was happening, cuz he wasnt so close anymore, lol, and as im slamming on my brakes, i have to swerve to the left....expecting to slam into the wall, with no airbags mind you...but right then, there happened to be an exit on the left...uhh yeah, so i didnt hit the wall, but i was headed straight for the concrete wall about to start back up again, my pro is starting to lose traction, i slowed down to about 55ish, and was able to swerve back right just barely missing the SUV's rear end...cuz the ******* lady was going like 60....

that was probably the SCARIEST moment of my life cuz all that happened in like 5-10 seconds tops...seemed sooo much longer though

afterwards, i was just literally kissing my car's steering wheel for not losing traction or anything.

i dont think the woman ever even noticed...she was all singing along to her music and dancing and s***, i wanted to rip her head off
 
Three out of the four accidents I've been in where caused by female drivers. I wont go into details at the advise of my therapist. He says I need to let it go. ;)
 
After just one autox event I feel alot better about driving. The lanes feel HUGE on the highway now.

The only close calls I've had was this one time I was racing a jetta doing 120mph+....oh well. Making fast lane changes in a car with 196,000 mile stock suspenision and shot rear drums isn't fun.
 
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