Woke up to this mess this morning (not for weak of heart)

Uhhh, I have def done my share of getting ****** up.....but NEVER....have I lost control to the point where I would s*** ON THE FLOOR. I mean WTF, was he wearing assless chaps or something? Why were his pants off? Oh, well I guess that goes with the being wicked hammered. Thank god none of the inanimate objects that have spoken to me told me to s*** on the floor.
 
hahaha thats ****** up but funny, i drink a s*** load and never once s***,pissed,or puked on myself or anyone else haha how does this happen
 
man if i had a roommate that did that.lol he would be packing his s*** the next day. after he cleaned it up of course.lol
 
this happened to a friend of mine before. He was spending the night with this hot chick, when they were done and sleeping he woke up with s*** on the bed, he was so drunk he s*** in the bed. not knowing what to do he got up got dressed and wrote a note saying "you are ******* disgusting" and left. never spoke to her again.
 
this happened to a friend of mine before. He was spending the night with this hot chick, when they were done and sleeping he woke up with s*** on the bed, he was so drunk he s*** in the bed. not knowing what to do he got up got dressed and wrote a note saying "you are ******* disgusting" and left. never spoke to her again.

haha that is funny right there hahahahahahah
 
i think my worst one was we had a party at my apt and i got hammered. i went to bed with a chic and was in the middle of getting laid but then i hadda puke. i ended up going straight to the bathroom naked where another friend of mine(female) was takin a piss...i almost puked between her legs but she got off the toilet in time.
 
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