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bump because this is FUNNY
Woke up to this mess this morning (not for weak of heart)
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lol
how does that "clean up nice"
well..it at least it will make a great story..and incriminating evidence.
well..it at least it will make a great story..and incriminating evidence.
HAHA, this reminds me of a couple of weeks ago I went home with a girl that I sorta knew. We had both been taking shots all night and so we were both hammered. Anyways, she stripped and got into bed, so I went back to the living room to get a condom from a friend (he was there trying to hook-up with her roomate). I remember walking back into her room and tripping on some shoes and smoking the floor. I can still hear her asking if I was ok. Anyways, the next morning I wake up on the floor and I'm like, "****, I blew that one." So I get up to see how she was doing and I notice how all the area around her hips was soaking wet. I mean, a shitload of piss on the bed and blankets. I can't imagine waking up in the morning and being covered in some else's pee. Whew, saved by a pair of adidas shoes. Hahha
thats nasty man... wasnt that on www.offtopic.com awhile ago? i seem to remember something like that...
reminds me of when I was in the dorms, mt roomie had been out drinking all night and came back around 1am. He promptly sat down in his lazy boy slumped forward over himself. Im just sitting there in the dark playing GTA3 for hours. Around 4 or 5am he just vomits a bucket of puck onto his lap and his chair, never wakes up the whole time, and just sits there. After I laughed for a good 5 minutes, I went to another room for the night.
ahhhhhhh, dorms....
ahhhhhhh, dorms....
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On and On
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I recently found myself rudely awoken to a repulsion of this nature.
It happened to be the night after the last Mazda meet (October 16, 2004). I was not the perpetrator, but those of you who were at the meet may have met the "chosen one."
I arose from my drunken slumber to find one of my friends vomiting rather furiously from the putrid stench that the warm heap emitted. And the architect behind the creation was soundly asleep.
Not only did the "carpet steamer" lay down a glistening trophy turd, but he also miterated all over me and my sleeping bag.
AWEFULL!
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October 16, 2004 The night that lives in infamy
Ohh, Aric, if you read this, the Mazda Team Burgers were the cause of this disturbance.
It happened to be the night after the last Mazda meet (October 16, 2004). I was not the perpetrator, but those of you who were at the meet may have met the "chosen one."
I arose from my drunken slumber to find one of my friends vomiting rather furiously from the putrid stench that the warm heap emitted. And the architect behind the creation was soundly asleep.
Not only did the "carpet steamer" lay down a glistening trophy turd, but he also miterated all over me and my sleeping bag.
AWEFULL!
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</OOctober 16, 2004 The night that lives in infamy
Ohh, Aric, if you read this, the Mazda Team Burgers were the cause of this disturbance.
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(puke)
Oh damn that's a good laugh....
Good old dorms... when I was at college in Madison in the dorms my freshman year one of the guys was celebrating his birthday.... was SOOO incredibly drunk he remembers nothing, but getting up that morning I was greeted by a hallway of destruction... I had to step over numerous smears of s***... pissed sheets and blankets scattered the entire length of the hallway... a rancid room with him passed out on a stripped bed... more piss and puke the length finishing to the bathroom... and a bathroom with I believe it was 2 sinks filled nearly to the brim with puke and the sordid attempts to "wash it down" that met with thorough pluggage. Yep yep...
But that was a good laugh reading this s***... uh I mean story...
Later!
Good old dorms... when I was at college in Madison in the dorms my freshman year one of the guys was celebrating his birthday.... was SOOO incredibly drunk he remembers nothing, but getting up that morning I was greeted by a hallway of destruction... I had to step over numerous smears of s***... pissed sheets and blankets scattered the entire length of the hallway... a rancid room with him passed out on a stripped bed... more piss and puke the length finishing to the bathroom... and a bathroom with I believe it was 2 sinks filled nearly to the brim with puke and the sordid attempts to "wash it down" that met with thorough pluggage. Yep yep...
But that was a good laugh reading this s***... uh I mean story...
Later!
