wiping...after taking a crap

[REMillers]

Having a debate here at work that started with the question:

How do blind people know they are done wiping after taking a crap.

This turned into a do you look at the toilet paper to ensure there is no more "residue".

Two or three good wipes and move on or keep wiping till there is no more brownish.

 

[SilverBulletES]

It Depends.

 

[deaconfan34]

i think it depends.

sometimes you can tell when there is nothing left. so you dont need to look

 

[REMillers]

i think it depends.

sometimes you can tell when there is nothing left. so you dont need to look

Exactly.

Lets say a average poop.

It is still slips then you need to keep wiping, if not then your good. But 10 + times....no wonder the toilets clog here.

 

[ChiMSP]

How To:
1) Wipe until there is no brown left.
2) Then, give 2-3 confirmation wipes just to make sure.

 

[RyanJayG]

how DOES a blind person know when to stop wiping?

 

[REMillers]

how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

The nearest we could figure is smell it....

 

[RyanJayG]

I'd hate for someone to actually have to ask a blind person... might be pretty embarrasing for them...... the asker or the askee

 

[MinivanHunter]

you idiots, what do you think the dog is for (yes)

 

[ChiMSP]

Their dogs are specially trained to alert them when there is brown on the paper. Or... they simply ask they guy in the stall next to them to take a look.

 

[deaconfan34]

well of course i wont say the other option but at the end it involves a SEVER washing of the hands. I mean more than normal

 

[REMillers]

well of course i wont say the other option but at the end it involves a SEVER washing of the hands. I mean more than normal

(boom06)

 

[Pretzellogic]

I really need to start going to bed earlier.

And so do all of you.

 

[mooS mooS]

What a silly question....


Lick the toilet paper, of course....


"when man loses one of his five senses, the other four become hypersensitive to compensate"

 

[Scotty878]

LMAO, this is hailarious, but that is a good question. But I wipe till brown is gone!

 

[DE31]

you guys get brown?!?!?!!111one!1!question mark

 

[J dragon]

you know if you keep wiping your asshole it gets irritated....wipe with caution or you get ze rash.

 

[crispixoo7]

i agree with the wipe til' there is no brown, and then take a few extra wipes just in case.







NOW: do any of you dump before you take a bath, and then just take a wipe or 2 before you shower? i do that too. (ugh)

 

[toucci]

NOW: do any of you dump before you take a bath, and then just take a wipe or 2 before you shower? i do that too. (ugh)

I don't, because I'd never risk defiling my poof.

 

[peepsalot]

Wipe till theres no brown, or until my bunghole is irritated. Sometimes it's just easier to take a shower.