Who the f*ck is Chuch Norris !!!

[dave45090]

well...yea.... in the end.....he's still a dork

Dude....don't answer the door tonight. In fact, find any way possible to go to jail. Jail might be your best help tonight. You are on a one-way track to hell.

1. You questioned Chuck.
B. You said the name Chuck in vain.
4. You called Chuck a dork.

You need protection. God speed.


Note to flipstylex:
If you don't get this or 90% of the s*** posted above.....you need help. It's a joke. Everyone gets it but you.

 

[KronixKid22]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

 

[dominoy2k1]

lol. i like chuck. sidekicks best movie ever!!

 

[Akaveli]

I love this thread (bowdown)

 

[probin94]

I love this thread (bowdown)

no no no....this thread loves chuck norris



james

 

[Donas64]

This thread is awesome. I'll post a little know Chuck Norris Fact.

1. Chuck Norris Drives an MS6

2. Chuck Norris fills his MS6 wiper fluid reservoir with the tears of all the men that have begged for mercy at his hands.

3. Originally posted by Neox.286 : Chuck Norris's MS6 doesnt have a turbo, it boosts off of pressured air that he squeezes out of ricers inbetween is 3rd and 4th fingers.

 

[flipstylex]

Almost sounds like you took offense to me calling you young. From an old fart like me (29) trust me, being young isn't such a bad thing!

As far as you calling him a dork... that's pretty weak dude. I'm not even a fan of his... but I can at least give him credit for accomplishing a lot more in his life than most of us put together.

yo cuz, it's not weak at all, look it up, matter of fact google it, he's classified as a dork, matter of fact an IDIOT. i dont give a crap ass what he accomplished, all i know is people make jokes about this guy for being a loser. I don't have anything against the dude, i'm just stating what i see and read, put it this way, he's in the same class as david hasselhoff " another dork"

so if you can't take it..well, good luck (rei)

 

[flipstylex]

poser

6 year Middleweight Karate Champion, 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master and created his own Martial Arts Form=Dork!?

All this before becoming a Hollywood actor!

If this is a dork you need to re-assess the meaning of life!!

I don't need you to be telling me what the meaning of life is based on CHUCK NORRIS, u must be a fan of his...that must be sad. But anyways. jet li and jackie chan can whoop this guys ass and accomplished more than what this guy did, and guess what , (google) it an you'll find out chuck norris is a loser. same reason why this forum is making jokes about the poor soul (bicker)

Dude....don't answer the door tonight. In fact, find any way possible to go to jail. Jail might be your best help tonight. You are on a one-way track to hell.

1. You questioned Chuck.
B. You said the name Chuck in vain.
4. You called Chuck a dork.

You need protection. God speed.


Note to flipstylex:
If you don't get this or 90% of the s*** posted above.....you need help. It's a joke. Everyone gets it but you.

i actually got 99 percent of it. And yes, i did open the door, and guess who knocked !!! it's your boy chuck norris !!! and u know what else !!! i pissed in a cup, and threw it in his face !!!!...by now, he should be on the way home to you !!!! good luck (cool)

 

[Rally Ninja]

I did a search on flipstylex

Found out he's a dork. He spends half his life on car forums it seems. Celica forum? what are u a woman?


Chuck Norris invented the whole color spectrum. Except for PINK.....Tom Cruise did that.


Not chuck norris approved!

Oh yeah Its chucK not chuch

 

[flipstylex]

I did a search on flipstylex

Found out he's a dork. He spends half his life on car forums it seems. Celica forum? what are u a woman?


Chuck Norris invented the whole color spectrum. Except for PINK.....Tom Cruise did that.


Not chuck norris approved!

Oh yeah Its chucK not chuch

wow, i have fan !!! and its a ninja !(nana) thx for taking our time doing a research on me, i really do appreciate that, i feel like im so important that you just had to look me up, well .... good job !!! but not good enough (breakn)
- 1 Rally Ninja(gun)
well, u see , you're right about me on the celica part, u didnt do you're research cuz im not a woman, it's actually for my wife, asking about how the car performce an stuff (evil).
thinkin of buyin it ya know ?
- 2 Rally Ninja(gun)
um... if im a dork...then you're an idiot...u have chuck noris written all over you (evil)
- 2 Rally Ninja(gun)
hhmm lastly....if i spend all my life on forums, then you spend your life in forums for eternity...seems like u posted more than i did (boobs2)

"bruce lee is the pedigree of martial arts, he kicked chuck norris to prove it to the world" !!!!

 

[CHICO2003]

yo cuz, it's not weak at all, look it up, matter of fact google it, he's classified as a dork, matter of fact an IDIOT. i dont give a crap ass what he accomplished, all i know is people make jokes about this guy for being a loser. I don't have anything against the dude, i'm just stating what i see and read, put it this way, he's in the same class as david hasselhoff " another dork"

so if you can't take it..well, good luck (rei)

First, I wanted to commend you on your well thought out response. Clearly, you're right. What was I thinking? Before making any type of judgment on something (especially on whether someone is a dork) I absolutely MUST google it. Eventually, probably around page 17 or so, I'll find a random post from someone using the word dork and/or idiot. I will then form my opinion on the matter based on where they stand. This is one of those... 'why didn't I think of that?' moments... Now I feel like the idiot!!

As for Hoff... he's probably the biggest loser ever. I mean, hangin out with hot ass chicks on the beach... and makin millions in the process... wtf is that s***? And Night Rider... don't even get me started. I'm with you. I'd definitely prefer flippin burgers... Driving around in a suped up car that talks to you... while solvin crimes and bangin hot chicks. i'm not sure it gets any worse than that!


So... thanks again! They say you learn something new everyday. Until now, I hadn't learned anything new! I thought today would be a bust until I read your post. I always knew google was powerful... but never realized it could actually tell me whether someone was a dork and/or idiot. I feel so empowered!!!

 

[flipstylex]

First, I wanted to commend you on your well thought out response. Clearly, you're right. What was I thinking? Before making any type of judgment on something (especially on whether someone is a dork) I absolutely MUST google it. Eventually, probably around page 17 or so, I'll find a random post from someone using the word dork and/or idiot. I will then form my opinion on the matter based on where they stand. This is one of those... 'why didn't I think of that?' moments... Now I feel like the idiot!!

As for Hoff... he's probably the biggest loser ever. I mean, hangin out with hot ass chicks on the beach... and makin millions in the process... wtf is that s***? And Night Rider... don't even get me started. I'm with you. I'd definitely prefer flippin burgers... Driving around in a suped up car that talks to you... while solvin crimes and bangin hot chicks. i'm not sure it gets any worse than that!


So... thanks again! They say you learn something new everyday. Until now, I hadn't learned anything new! I thought today would be a bust until I read your post. I always knew google was powerful... but never realized it could actually tell me whether someone was a dork and/or idiot. I feel so empowered!!!

your welcome ! (rei)
(rei) who am i to judge , i'm talking to borat !!! I see where this thread is going to, and i want to end it here.

Everything that's being said in this thread is based on peoples opinion. You might take it lightly, or u might be offended by it. all i can say is im sorry if i offend anyone, but at the same time, i will stick to my own judgemet (hi)

 

[Falango]

The best part of waking up, isn't Folgers in your cup, but knowing Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

 

[Breeegz]

Chuck Norris > flipstylex

"The sight of Chuck's penis turns straight men gay"

 

[i12drivemyMP5]

or maybe he's just famously retarded ...

The retarded masses of this retard country we live in made this retard famous......or did he get retarded from being famous?...............**** I forgot but it is so hilarious how serious he tries to be with them mommypant doubleknit slacks & giant belt buckle attempting to hide his paunch. I don't know which is worse, him or Steven Seagall. I call death match for over the hill B actor superhero has beens.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

1 word, 1 movie. Sidekicks.

 

[nate0123]

no no no....this thread loves chuck norris



james

this thread only exists because chuck norris allows it to

 

[shane02pro5]

What I'd like to know is who are you exactly to make judgement on anyone?

I myself don't understand all the Chuck Norris jokes that have come around suddenly but his accompishments have to honestly be respected!

I don't need you to be telling me what the meaning of life is based on CHUCK NORRIS, u must be a fan of his...that must be sad. But anyways. jet li and jackie chan can whoop this guys ass and accomplished more than what this guy did, and guess what , (google) it an you'll find out chuck norris is a loser. same reason why this forum is making jokes about the poor soul (bicker)



i actually got 99 percent of it. And yes, i did open the door, and guess who knocked !!! it's your boy chuck norris !!! and u know what else !!! i pissed in a cup, and threw it in his face !!!!...by now, he should be on the way home to you !!!! good luck (cool)

 

[Rally Ninja]

wow, i have fan !!! and its a ninja !(nana) thx for taking our time doing a research on me, i really do appreciate that, i feel like im so important that you just had to look me up, well .... good job !!! but not good enough (breakn)
- 1 Rally Ninja(gun)
well, u see , you're right about me on the celica part, u didnt do you're research cuz im not a woman, it's actually for my wife, asking about how the car performce an stuff (evil).
thinkin of buyin it ya know ?
- 2 Rally Ninja(gun)
um... if im a dork...then you're an idiot...u have chuck noris written all over you (evil)
- 2 Rally Ninja(gun)
hhmm lastly....if i spend all my life on forums, then you spend your life in forums for eternity...seems like u posted more than i did (boobs2)

"bruce lee is the pedigree of martial arts, he kicked chuck norris to prove it to the world" !!!!

tooo easy..

Its 1 2 3
not 1 2 2....
And yes Chuck Norris invented numbers too

 

[Rally Ninja]

Chuck Norris > flipstylex

"The sight of Chuck's penis turns straight men gay"

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA(hippy)