O.K....you folks have been pre-warned! First of all, this is not a contest. It can't be. I'd win hands down.
Of course, if you folks think that making your avatar a pic of yourself will qualify in my "non-contest contest", think again!
Rules:
1) Avatar can not be a picture of yourself. It can be a sketch, a picture of someone else, a crowbar, self-pleasuring device, etc.
2) No pictures of identical twins allowed for avatar.
3) You don't have a chance of winning.
4) You think this is stupid.
All right. Now that the fair warning has been given, here is my entry:
Of course, if you folks think that making your avatar a pic of yourself will qualify in my "non-contest contest", think again!
Rules:
1) Avatar can not be a picture of yourself. It can be a sketch, a picture of someone else, a crowbar, self-pleasuring device, etc.
2) No pictures of identical twins allowed for avatar.
3) You don't have a chance of winning.
4) You think this is stupid.
All right. Now that the fair warning has been given, here is my entry:

