Whats Your Fav Quote?

[TX Speed Demon]

My work is updating everyone's nameplate in their office/cube. Each one has a picture and quote.

My current one is from Shanghi Noon "I may not know Karate but I know crazy, and I'll use it!"

Anything goes and I'm getting kind of tired of that one and want something new. Any suggestions?

 

[AGR]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be Happy - Benjamin Franklin

 

[+ friction]

My current one is from Shanghi Noon "I may not know Karate but I know crazy, and I'll use it!"

LOL...a classic, indeed.

My new personal favorite (from a bumpersticker) "When Clinton lied, nobody died."

Probably not appropriate for either Texas or work, but oh well... (wink)

 

[EticketP5]

"Negative Ghost-Rider the pattern is Full" -- Top Gun

 

[Micah]

"Responsibility is just the ability to respond,and if we are not responding, then we are dead." - Richie Havens

"The beginning is just the means to an end." - My own 4th grade attempt at wisdom.

 

[norman]

Here are some:

Hedy Lamarr - "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

I grew up in a house with lead based paint, its not an excusejust a fact

Dont argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

 

[clownphish]

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei

Love, love, love that quote!!!

 

[TX Speed Demon]

I love these two:
I grew up in a house with lead based paint, its not an excusejust a fact

Dont argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Does anyone have the full "I live my life a quater pounder at a time..." quote. Everyone here makes fun of me and F&F and I thought that parody would be a fitting quote.


Keep them coming guys.

 

[AbbyVonNormal]

and now....deep thoughts by Jack Handy:

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

 

[funnylittlman]

http://www.msprotege.com/vbb300/showthread.php?t=28100&page=1&pp=15&highlight=Oldschool

From the movie OldSchool (the band at Will Farrel's Wedding):

"And I need you more tonight.....
I ******* need you more than ever! "

LOL

 

[MinnowGT]

"Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
Obi Wan Kenobi

that's one of my favorites.

 

[goldstar]

"Women sense a certain power in me and they seek my essence; but I deny it to them."---General Jack E. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

02 DX Millenium Red

 

[P5bob]

http://www.msprotege.com/vbb300/showthread.php?t=28100&page=1&pp=15&highlight=Oldschool

From the movie OldSchool (the band at Will Farrel's Wedding):

"And I need you more tonight.....
I ******* need you more than ever! "

LOL

That was classic. "then I see the f**kin look in your eye"

My fave: "opinions are like a**holes, everybody has 1"

 

[dr_sarcasm]

"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistance. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men and talent. Genius will not. Unsuccessful genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistance and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

-- Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge



dr_"this, and the quote in my .sig are classics"_sarcasm.

 

[funnylittlman]

That was classic. "then I see the f**kin look in your eye"

My fave: "opinions are like a**holes, everybody has 1"

^----
(rofl)
That is great

 

[TXMazdaSpeeder]

"dont run your fingers over my car and my car wont run over your fingers"

"if u cant race it or take it to bed its not worth having"

"The 3rd gen RX-7 was handed down by GOD. He created it, drove it around heaven for awhile, and blew an apex seal, then gave it to his flock so that they would know true irritation.... go forth and sin no more."

"didn't u see that stop sign? what stop sign?"

heres the F&F quote

"i live my life a 1/4 mile at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, im free"

 

[TX Speed Demon]

Not the 1/4 mile at a time quote...... I want the 1/4 POUNDER quote where it's all about McDonalds. thanks though

 

[LinuxRacr]

My favorite is very simple.

"Everything happens for a reason..."

 

[RODSCALIP5]

"I knew it was you Fredo"

 

[Low J.]

"Christianity is the most perverted system to have ever shone on mankind."

- Thomas Jefferson