What the Hell Happened to AGR#7

[nmaino]

Where did he go?

I miss the daily "I Love My MAZDASPEED" reports!

 

[Captain KRM P5]

doesn't matter as long as he still LOVES HIS MAZDASPEED !!!

yeah man, where ya at?

 

[Dexter]

hes on vacation. i knew that, i just forgot (thx spicy!!)

 

[twiztedjeckel]

hes on vacation

you sure he's not dead? he is old. like old balls

 

[unwrittenLaw]

Lol...that's messed up..

 

[yashooa]

Wow!

Alright Jecky. That's the smartassarific soul that we all know and well...we all know

He has his liquid Geritol with him and the little blue pill so I think he will make it back.
I miss the old coot. I have to Neon bash single handedly now.

 

[Logan]

Yes, I was wondering where he was yesterday, but then remembered that he is taking a holiday away from all of us, and his mazdaspeed.
Poor Greg.

 

[Newf]

What's a holiday without your MAzda????

I don't think I could do it.

Now, a holiday where you drive the Mazda...now that's more like it.

 

[turboge]

He's in CA, and he still hasn't contacted me!

 

[DistantTea]

Maybe he was arrested for "Loving his Mazdaspeed" in public... if you know what I mean.

 

[twiztedjeckel]

Maybe he was arrested for "Loving his Mazdaspeed" in public... if you know what I mean.

AHHHHH! i knew it. he is a tail pipe tortuerer.

(upbum) i can actually see him right now behind the car"oh who's your daddy, thats right, i'll show you by ball bearing turbo right here baby, you like it when daddy waxes dat bumper"

 

[nmaino]

Hahahahahaha, that is freakin' great! Cannot wait until he sees that post!!!!

 

[Limited Edition]

Maybe he bought a SRT-4 and forgot about us...

 

[turboge]

I dunno, after that "commercial" that I saw of the SRT-4 beating a WRX and it's uncanny abilited to drift when coming up on blocked roads may do it for some people. You know when the car is ripping tears in the space time continuum in 3rd gear it's something you must have. Not to mention you can get a chick to clap like a seal and give you a kiss just by doing all that.

 

[oliver2000]

he sold his MSP and now is driving a magic turd...see what all the sun will do to ya....

 

[Dexter]

I dunno, after that "commercial" that I saw of the SRT-4 beating a WRX and it's uncanny abilited to drift when coming up on blocked roads may do it for some people. You know when the car is ripping tears in the space time continuum in 3rd gear it's something you must have. Not to mention you can get a chick to clap like a seal and give you a kiss just by doing all that.

yeah i know, the car makes you a magical rally driver as soon as you sit down. plus the only thing to cars is how many sluts they will get you@!!!!! and how many asians in WRXs you can beat. and incestual gay sex with ur brother

 

[yashooa]

Baawaawaa

I dunno, after that "commercial" that I saw of the SRT-4 beating a WRX and it's uncanny abilited to drift when coming up on blocked roads may do it for some people. You know when the car is ripping tears in the space time continuum in 3rd gear it's something you must have. Not to mention you can get a chick to clap like a seal and give you a kiss just by doing all that.

OMG I'm gonna bust another rib laughing!

The space traveling, time altering, panty slaying, TURDMOBILE!
Ah the gravitional force is too much for mere mortals. It takes a master of s***-foo to drive such a life altering beasty.
Perhaps AGR has been seduced by the Darkside!
Count Poodoo.

 

[yashooa]

Eck

and incestual gay sex with ur brother

Ah I see that's why little Ricky Simmons is the offical Noen
"mAsscot"

 

[2K3 MSP]

Did AGR say where in cali he was headed?? I'm surprised he actually left his car at home too...

 

[twiztedjeckel]

Re: Baawaawaa

Perhaps AGR has been seduced by the Darkside!

i thought he was seducing the darkside not the other way around