What people have told YOU about YOUR car

[CrazyCaker]

"Nice LITTLE car".

I get that all the time.

People don't say anything when I tell them that I take the car to the racetrack.

People think I'm nuts when I tell em I take it to the track, until I give them a ride in it.

 

[ozz]

I told the dude no im not the taxi .

had a guy jump out in front of me on Baltomore street in Baltimore trying to catch a ride (that s**** always funny)

 

[jophus14]

my neice told me it looks like a (clown) shoe. i get nice color alot, gotta love laser blue.

 

[jdm_mp5]

Some guy said "Nice car..." then he went on to say later..."I have a thing for wagons..."

 

[jersey_emt]

I get the same thing all the time from friends of mine who don't know anything about the MSP.

Same exact thing here. The only thing that isn't stock on the outside of my car is the taillights (and soon the grill mesh). People are always asking what body kit I have.

 

[ozz]

last week a guy buy my house said he could hook up any car and make it fast/then pointed to my p5 and said even that honda/i said no jackass it's a mazda he said i didn't know mazda made a four door

 

[Prodigy]

last week a guy buy my house said he could hook up any car and make it fast/then pointed to my p5 and said even that honda/i said no jackass it's a mazda he said i didn't know mazda made a four door

We need a bigger flying M (Mazda logo) on our cars!

 

[slkt]

classmate: How many hp does it have??? around 200???
me: 130
classmate: 130???!!........=_______="

someone: Where is your car?
me: overthere, the red one.
someone: oh... the red matrix???
me:..........=________="

Some lady: He's driving a toyota wagon
me: MAZDA HATCH!!!

 

[leungwingkei]

guy #1- is the the new subaru ?

guy #2-how much did you pay for your body kit?.....How about the interior carbon fiber console thingy?......Did you change your interior console lights....those are indiglo right?!

guy #3- hey man i saw you driving down the street the other day.....you took that turn super fast....its like all wheel drive...you are like a wrc driver
(i down shifted and made my tires scream a little wtf?)

guy #4-do you have a turbo....i heard you driving by and i heard the little chirp thingy when you started driving....its like off the movies fast and the furious you know....whats its called when you turbocharge or supercharge a car....that blow off thingy?

guy #5-do you have nos in there? i saw you race the civic and you smoked him...like i saw you peel your tires and stuff OH MAN you have nos.....
me>well first off its illegal and no
he goes on to say......"come on man just tell me, i want to see your bottle thingy.....i love fast and the furious"

guy #6-"i love your yellow matrix its hella hot!".....umm how about NO! its a mazda buddy

guy #7- you drive a mazda man...your car sucks its a domestic you know like a ford focus...they made it here...you drive a domestic....man and i thought it was a matrix i told my friends you drove an import........im sorry but i tried so hard not to laugh in his face

giy #8 - can i drive your civic hatch man...i want to learn to drive stick. i heard you car can smoke chris' m3. Like remember when you guys where at the mall with your crew...and we stopped by to look at your cars...well i saw your intake and that red thing....the bar thing....and your exhaust sounds nice tooo(stock)......man his m3 would be soo slow next to you he doesnt even have an intake or a exhaust like yours

guy #9 - wait so your car came factory....awd, 4disk brakes, 16's, the racing seats, strut bar, sport racing tires(dunlop can suck my twinkie), carbon fiber, body kit, the spoiler, fog lights, and those red indiglo gauges? WTF MAN take it to the racing track or like race on the streets man....i bet you, you can like smoke soo many cars even the wrx and stuff. like that red supra around here you should race him you would smoke him.

girl #1- i love your car, its a nice cute yellow, make its look so sporty like a ferrari

girl #2- your car looks like a wedge of cheese

girl#3 - your car is SOO cute...i asked my dad to get me a subaru too...how much did you pay for yours

girl #4- your car is sooo cute.....it matches my shirt!

There's no way a P5 looks anywhere as fast as a Supra or M3.

 

[YelPro03]

I just got another one tonight...I was out taking pics of my car in front of my house & this kid & his dad come riding by on their bikes. I was talking to the dad, but then the kid says "it looks like one of those cars from Need For Speed Underground". I played that game once & I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment...most of the cars people customize in that game look like ass.

Need For Speed Underground is awesome. I play it all the time.... but I don't see a car in there that looks anything like a Protege5.

 

[SuperWagon502]

Need For Speed Underground is awesome. I play it all the time.... but I don't see a car in there that looks anything like a Protege5.

I think He's talking about his MazdaSpeed Protoge....not a p5. (confused)

 

[c0nfus3d]

There's no way a P5 looks anywhere as fast as a Supra or M3.

well to the little 9th grader i guess vivid yellow makes it look like " a super duper fast car"

 

[ghetto waggon]

I honestly dont think the E36's LOOK very fast at all

and, if you dish out the money for a new one...it better look fast :O

 

[olddognewtrks]

My red 2003.5 is factory stock. Got a "what a cute car" from a little girl walking past with her mom. My buddy laughed his ass off, cuz he was telling me I had a 'girl car'. Of course, he's driving a beat up late model Dodge sedan. The boy just doesn't get it. Good news-I've gotten two spontaneous thumbs-up's from the college students here in town, and my wife has had several people zoom up alongside her to get a good look. Can't wait until I can do a professional quality buff and wax, except it will glow so well that I'll probably get speeding tickets while stopped at red lights.

 

[Black Majik MSP]

I think He's talking about his MazdaSpeed Protoge....not a p5. (confused)

You are correct (flash)...here is one of the pics I was taking:

 

[pr5owner]

"Thats a nice civic" RAWWWAR!!!!! stupid people

 

[Minus]

i get all the time
random guy:"what kind of car is that"
me: "mazda protege"
random guy:"its just a mazda protege?"
me:"yeah, just a protege"
random guy:"so is it slow?"
me:"yes"
random guy:"well, does it have NAWWWES?"
me:"i have to go."
random guy:"alright catch yah later"
me:.....*evil glare

Girl 1: "omg your car is so badass"
Girl 2: "no ******* way, it has a playstation 2?"

Girl 3: "can i drive it?
Me:thought about it for a minute, she was hott "ehh, sure"
*she jumps in puts the key in the ignition and turns it
Girl 3:"is the battery dead? i think your car is tore up"
i look around for a second, there is no clicking or turning over then i look at her feet in flip flops sitting side by side in the center of the floor mat.
Me:"umm, your going to have to put the clutch in"
Girl 3:"Clutch? whats that?"
Me:confused "the third pedal over there, beside the brakes"
girl looks at her feet and the pedals and then over at the shifter
Girl 3:"OH, is this a five speed?"
Me:"um, yes sweetie its a five speed"
Girl 3: giggles "i don't know how to drive a five speed"
she says this as she puts the clutch in and cranks it and then she lets out on the clutch and the car violently dies because i leave it in first.
Me:frantically "wtf?"
Girl 3: "what?"
Me: "look, im not sober enough to drive and you arent going to be driving my car anywhere, can we not take your suv?"
Girl 3: "yeah sure"
*sigh of relief
Me: "alright thanks, now get out"

btw i was sober as i could be, but i just wanted a good excuse for her not to **** anything up. lol and yeah i know it was a long story but after i got in my car and showed her how driving in a 5speed goes down, i think she realized that i was sober haha

 

[stdntDrvr]

tech at the ford dealership i work at talking about my p5:

"you've got the same motor that's in that ford zx-2 (escort)"
"you've got the same front-end that i have in my '92 escort"
"i call him 'FF' for the fast and furious" thanks.

all from the same ******* tech...

and then it takes 2 of the dumbasses to put on my prada spec2's on my mp3...and they didn't even line up the valve stems with the dots...wow.

 

[Togan]

ppl always tell me "bmw has a new seies same price as yours, why didnt u get that?" (pissed)

 

[SuperWagon502]

Puled up to a PetSMart in Mcdonough today on the way back from Macon, I was originally pulling up next to a Blak MazdaSpeed Pro in the parking lot and started asking the guy stuff about our cars. middle school lookin kid walk in mid convo and says
Kid: "Cool car. I like the Wing."
Guy: "thanks I like my spoiler to."
kid:" thats a mazda right? but what is this white car? Kinda looks like your black car."
Me " It's a protoge5. HIS car but slower, white and with 5 doors. Also calld a wagon."
kid: "Mazda makes a wagon no way! That's a Matrix."
both of us:" LOOK AT THE BADGES"

keep in mind we are both standing right behind our cars comparing trunks when the kid walked up, trunk lid and hatch down.

kid" Kinda looks like a minivan too. Oh well Cool car mister<MSP>, nice van dude."

I was lost for words.