What have you done to your MSP today?

So... Not MSP related... At all...

I started dating this chick a few weeks ago and she started getting really clingy and kinda psycho. I would get 20-30 texts from her without replying. I would get 20+ calls a day. So, I just started ignoring her. Well, I haven't talked to her AT ALL in over a week. Last night, I was at a "friends" house and when I woke up this morning, she had sent 10 messages and called 8 times between 2:00-2:30am. I drive home and walk into my apartment and first thing I notice is that my kitchen light was on... I don't leave my kitchen light on. But maybe I did because I was in a hurry to leave and didn't even lock my door. Go to get into the shower and notice that my closet door is open. Weird. Then I get out of the shower and go to the laundry room and notice
 
So... Not MSP related... At all...

I started dating this chick a few weeks ago and she started getting really clingy and kinda psycho. I would get 20-30 texts from her without replying. I would get 20+ calls a day. So, I just started ignoring her. Well, I haven't talked to her AT ALL in over a week. Last night, I was at a "friends" house and when I woke up this morning, she had sent 10 messages and called 8 times between 2:00-2:30am. I drive home and walk into my apartment and first thing I notice is that my kitchen light was on... I don't leave my kitchen light on. But maybe I did because I was in a hurry to leave and didn't even lock my door. Go to get into the shower and notice that my closet door is open. Weird. Then I get out of the shower and go to the laundry room and notice
that there is stuff on my kitchen counter moved. So, for whatever reason, I open my fridge and there is sandwich meat moved to the top shelf and open... I look up and my brand new, unopened loaf of bread is open! I immediately go to my living room and my laptop, my 200+ DVDs, and MP3 player are still sitting there, so it's not someone who came in to steal something... Her last text from last night, at 2:40 said, "I need my disposable razor from your house lol"... Why would you suddenly remember you left your razor there unless you saw it while you were creeping through my apartment.
 
No key. I had left my door unlocked yesterday.
 
Or you think you left your door unlocked? Maybe she's a master lock picker
Either way... She's insane!!

Who just pops into someones house at 2am, chills out, watches The Office, and eats a sandwich?
 
THIS IS WHY NO ONE WORKS ON MY CAR OTHER THAN ME:

We aren't busy at the shop, so one of my guys goes to pull my engine... I've got the lower oil pan off... They pull it out and set it right on the damn pick-up tube and bend the s*** out of it. AND my extra one got thrown away.
 

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